#1
I have to write an essay for a scholarship i'm applying for and i don't really know what to put. I realize this probably isnt the best place to head for help like this but any suggestions are welcome.
#2
Is there anything specified?
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#3
talk about how poor you are and that your mother ran off with a younger guy and took everything that your father owned. this resulted in huge loss of money for your family and eventual bankruptcy....


then tell them that its their birthday...


and that you dont give a fark that its their birthday...
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#4
fap,


discuss an old author, like aldous huxley, and their relevence to current events in the world
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#5
the affect that captain america had during WWII
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#6
care to be more specific?
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#9
You expect us to just pull topics out of our ass?
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Do it on STD's. Then, rub some mustard on the cover page.
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#11
it just says "please explain in a paragraph why you should be considered for the Presidential scholarship".
#12
thats a fukn stupid topic.
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#13
Just claim to be a racial minority and if they deny you the scholarship, they're promoting racism, which would insinuate that they themselves are the opposite of what they are looking for in a scholarship-worthy student. Hypocrites.
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it just says "please explain in a paragraph why you should be considered for the Presidential scholarship".

Write about how you overcame adversity as a young black girl living in a predominantly white neighborhood. There should also be a scene where you are taken advantage of by 3 teenage caucasian boys.
#15
Take LSD and just describe what you see.
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