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This kid thinks I owe him three dollars, which I don't. He won't quit bugging me about it, so I figured i'd give it to him. Now I wanna be a dick and do it an asshole way. Ive already decided to give him 3 dollars worth of pennies. Is there anything else that will make this an even more asshole move.

UPDATE: Ive glued about 50 pennies together including a couple fingers. Im done with the glue, I wrote a note saying I don't have any cash, hope you don't mind I pay in pennies. And they are now taped well into an envelope.
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#5
Give him the money, tell him to get a Big Mac, then flick change at him and say "why don't you supersize it, bitch" and walk off superior.
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#6


umm. my mind is blank but i like where this is ghoing
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#7
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Punch him in the dick when you give it to him.
Or just punch him in the dick and not give it to him.
#8
Oooooh 3 dollars! That's really worth crying about! Just tell him to piss off. Or give him 300 pennies in a jar fermenting in your urine.
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#10
Clean the pennies in vinegar so that people will think that he takes the time to do it and they will think he is a nerd.
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#12
put it in a jar, then poop on it.
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#14
whomp His Ass!
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#15
make sure its loose change, dont put them in a bag or roll them or anything like that.

then when he asks for it just drop 'em all on there floor and walk away...
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#16
give him a penny a day for 180 days
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#17
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#18
Quote by Zero_Mike
Oooooh 3 dollars! That's really worth crying about! Just tell him to piss off. Or give him 300 pennies in a jar fermenting in your urine.


I lent a kid 2 bucks over 2 years ago, and he still hasn't given it too me.

It's not the amount, it's the fact that someone can be such a douche, not to just give the money back.

Anyway, if you really do owe em the money, just ****ing pay, if not.. do the penny thing.
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#20
I say give him like 299 pennies or something like that so you get double the satisfaction. You get the satisfaction of giving him the money in pennies and then when he eventually counts it you'll get even more joy out of it
#21
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give him a penny a day for 180 days



...a dollar eighty? good math. these aren't minutes.
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#23
Throw the pennies at him from a moving car?
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#24
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give him 300 pennies in a jar fermenting in your urine.



This.

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#26
I like the idea of giving him pennies. The only part I don't like is GIVING them to him. Instead, throw each of them at him individually, while yelling "THREE DOLLARS ISN'T SO IMPORTANT NOW, IS IT!? YOU WANT THIS ONE!? AND THIS ONE TOO!?".
#27
This would take a while, but just write out a check for every 5 cents.
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#30
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give him a penny a day for 180 days



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#32
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buy him 3 dollars worth of gay porn



clearly you've never purchased gay porn. $3 will not get you much >.>
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#34
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Your sig makes this post quite humorous.

you guys dont get it

he'll be so pissed that you're doing this he'll forget it

and you walk away with an extra dollar twenty

jeezz

see past the norm guys
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#36
Drill a hole in the pennies, thus rendering their monetary value useless. Or turning them into yen...
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#37
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you guys dont get it

he'll be so pissed that you're doing this he'll forget it

and you walk away with an extra dollar twenty

jeezz

see past the norm guys



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#38
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Crash his face!



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#39
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clearly you've never purchased gay porn. $3 will not get you much >.>
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