#1
Dear CVS Customers,
Share
Yesterday at 11:09pm
I have some things to tell you all.


1.You do not need your milk in a bag. You have nothing in your hands and there is a handle for a reason. Carry it and stop wasting. I don't care if it "sweats" in the floor of your car! You will live swear.

2. STOP going and picking up 150 dollars worth of crap and putting it in your cart then, after being rang up, decide you don't want it anymore. Its stupid. Now I am stuck here with a HUGE cart full of junk that I have to walk around and put up. You stupid piece of trash.

3. Don't launch your merchandise on the counter, because then I will be forced to stop myself from launching it back at you...and that is very difficult.

4.If you are buying at 95 cent candy bar, DO NOT pay with a hundred dollar bill. It's the most annoying thing in the world. I will then have to page a manger, wait for them to run to the front, then dig out the money. It is a waste of time for us all.

5.Keep your kids on a leash or something! Stop letting them knock all the candy off the counter, then laughing about it, then leave it...Its ridiculous. I don't want to sort out forty different kinds of candy because you are a terrible mother.

6. After I ring you up and give you your total...please please please do not hand me a twenty then after my drawer pops open give me the correct change...It messes me up...a lot.

Ex:
Me: Your total is $20.67
Customer:Hands $25.00
Me:Out of 25?
Customer:Yeah
Me-::hits button on computer::
Customer:Oh wait! I have .75 cents.


7.If your kid runs up to you and wants something...and you say no...DO NOT just toss it on the floor in the front of the counter. STUPID LAZY TRASH.

8.NEVER EVER ask me "What?!! where did you get that price!!!" or "It said _ back there!" or "That's the sale price?" Or "It's so much cheaper at Wal Mart"

here are my answers and responses for those questions/statements.
-I don't make up the prices. It is what it is. I AM NOT the one charging you, its the store. Yell at them
-I don't care what it said "back there" up here it says this...now pay it or don't.
-Yes. It is the sale price. I am perfectly aware that all of our stuff is over priced. You have to pay more for convenience.
-THEN GO TO WAL MART. I get paid either way. I don't care what you buy or don't buy.

9. Don't tell me to stick around the photo machine in case you need help. I have so much more to do than sit there and look at 250 pictures of your pickup truck or flowerbed. Come find me.

10. Don't call and talk to me about your drugs. CALL THE PHARMACY. I don't know what to tell you about your viagra.
#2
Quote by Backflash33

Ex:
Me: Your total is $20.67
Customer:Hands $25.00
Me:Out of 25?
Customer:Yeah
Me-::hits button on computer::
Customer:Oh wait! I have .75 cents.

FFUUUUU- I hate that!!!
#3
I like my milk in a bag because then I can carry more bags at the same time than if I tried to carry the thick handle by itself.

Cool blog bro.
#6
Unconditional love?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
I can hold 3 milk jugs in one hand with my massive hands. See, TS, I'm helping
#9
I was a cashier at Wal-Mart for a year. I died laughing from experience lulz at this. I feel your pain. I'm here for you.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#10
How about manning up and realising that everyone has to deal with annoying customers, clients and colleagues in order to get paid. This sort of thing isn't that funny, just aggravating to most if not all involved in reading or writing it; the people making these problems are most likely too retarded (for want of a better term) to receive any such message.
#11
I feel your pain very much
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#12
It's the worst when they're really old and have no ****ing clue what they're doing when they pay. When they don't know how to swipe their card.
#13
We had an old lady come and whinge because we didnt have a lamp to test the colour of light globes (I work at Safeway, which is an Australian Supermarket), that same lady insists that eggs that go out of date one month after she buys them 'arent fresh enough'
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#14
Quote by skaterskagg1
It's the worst when they're really old and have no ****ing clue what they're doing when they pay. When they don't know how to swipe their card.

I ALWAYS get stuck behind that person in line. Either that or they have a hundred coupons. Makes me wanna go on a ****ing rampage, I swear
#15
I am a cashier at a supermarket. I deal with these types of people on a daily basis.

I definitely feel your pain, Backflash.

It's also annoying when people don't bring enough money. If you're going shopping, you should know how much money you have.
My Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Custom Stratocaster
BOSS GT-3 Effects Processor
ValveKing Tube Head 100W
ValveKing 412 4x12 400W Cabinet

My Songs & Covers:
(Soon To Come)