#2
Ares/Mars. God of war. I'm really aggressive.
Can we choose heroes too? I'd be Achilles. The strongest warrior in the entire Trojan war. Also Bellerophon for being a ****ing badass and killing the Chimera.
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#7
Thor because he has Mjöllnir.


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#8
Death
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#9
Poseidon because I like the ocean
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#13
Dionysus >.>

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#15
QUETZALCOATL, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A MOTHERFUC
KING FLYING SNAKE WITH MOTHERFUCKING FEATHERS AND SHIT!!! AND ALSO HE COULD TURN INTO A GODDAMN HUMAN!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHITTING MONKEYBALLS!!!!






LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKING BADASS FUCKING SNAKE WITH FUCKING FEATHERS AND SHIT!!!! AND HE COULD FUCKING FLY!!!! MOST BADASS FUCKING GOD EVER!!!! YAHWEH CAN SUCK MY SWOLLEN BALLS!!!
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#16
I would be Zevs, because he ****s (literary) around a lot lol
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#17
Charon
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mythical deity? Id be jesus.


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You can be the hippy liberal of the trinity, I'm gonna be the over zealous conservative Yahweh.

Fire and Brimstone - Check
Flooding the entire Earth - Check
Angel of Death as my hitman - Check

Old Testament killings FTW.
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#19
I love how half of the post in here don't say why. They just list the name. It's in the title and the OP to explain why.
#21
Lemmy.


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#24
Batman with a beard, because that is awesome enough to make the universe implode.
Sworn enemy of the private investigator.
#25
Lemmy is ancient tho.
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#26
I'd be 'El', the supreme god, the father of humankind and all creatures and the husband of the Mother Goddess Asherah from the pre-Judaistic Levantine religion of about 4000 years ago and probably the character that the Abrahamic 'God' was chiefly based upon.

Either him or 'Enki', the water god from Sumerian mythology. He was also the god of intelligence (and beer and semen, so... god of drunken sex then) and it was apparently his idea that humanity be made from clay to replace the Igigi (lesser gods) whose job it was to tend creation but who had decided to go on strike. It was also Enki who warned the flood hero in the oldest known flood myth of the coming flood and instructed him to build a boat.

Enki was equated with El and also with another god, 'Yah', from the Canaanite 'Ilhm pantheon' so again, is one of the main characters that the Abrahamic God was based upon.
#27
I'd the the pokemonz god; Ho-Oh.
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