How do I go about getting one?

Google didn't help much.
"Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of art."
Quote by Vauxite
Google it.

BestAnswer you'll ever get in the Pit
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss