#2
It was a clone of his brother, his real brother is tied up in a warehouse being guarded by nazi robo-zombies. Our sniper must now snipe like he's never sniped before. The movie adaption will feature Wesley Snipes.
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#3
That's the last time you touch my Guitar........Bitch
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#4
woah weird shit i just read that story a few days ago for school
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#5
It was a mirror he turned over and he assumed it was his identical twin.
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If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#6
can you say that the sniper is actually a woman named sniper wolf? or do you gotta be original here and not rip off metal gear solid?
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not to mention herbert from family guy will touch you in your sleep
#8
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#10
...then he turned off the xbox and went into his brothers room. they had both been playing on live, COD 6 son.
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#11
The brother is really himself from another dimension. So now he's in jail. Congrats...
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#13
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It was a clone of his brother, his real brother is tied up in a warehouse being guarded by nazi robo-zombies. Our sniper must now snipe like he's never sniped before. The movie adaption will feature Wesley Snipes.


Kensai rules again. This is why he should be president (or whatever we're voting for is)
"You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
any direction you choose,
You're on your own,
And you know what you know,
And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."

- Dr. Seuss
#14
... Sniperman then got call on phone, he answered and it was Brother on phone, but brother dead said brain, and sniperman said THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
-no sig-
#15
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Exactly what I thought!

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#16
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BTW, what's the term for when a soldier hallucinates in battle?

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, aka Shell Shock?
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#17
Then he woke up ... and it was all a dream.

Problem solved, brilliant plot twist there, never been done before. God, I'm clever.
#19
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...Byron?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#20
... he escapes from the MG and his haunted by the memories of his brother. He wanders the battlefield in such an emotional state he can't function, he just walks through the haze of war. He's saved by the fact he wanders through empty buildings, but everywhere he goes his brother is there in his periferal(sp?) vision. He can't take it, and chooses to end his life. Raises the revolver to his head, looks up and pulls the trigger.
#21
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... he escapes from the MG and his haunted by the memories of his brother. He wanders the battlefield in such an emotional state he can't function, he just walks through the haze of war. He's saved by the fact he wanders through empty buildings, but everywhere he goes his brother is there in his periferal(sp?) vision. He can't take it, and chooses to end his life. Raises the revolver to his head, looks up and pulls the trigger.



For the love of god, this.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#22
How about he goes on killing normally without any emotion because it turns out he was A ROBOT!!!
#23
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...then he turned off the xbox and went into his brothers room. they had both been playing on live, COD 6 son.


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#25
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It was a clone of his brother, his real brother is tied up in a warehouse being guarded by nazi robo-zombies. Our sniper must now snipe like he's never sniped before. The movie adaption will feature Wesley Snipes.

brilliant.
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