#1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QHw9lrMao

aparrently, ostriches are viscious beasts that lust for man-flesh, as proven in this report.
Note the look of utter madness reflecting in the ostriches' faces as they gang up on this single human.

I, too, was once bitten by an ostrich at the zoo. I could clearly see it licking his lips after he had savored my young, supple, 8-year old flesh.

We must destroy them, before they destroy us.
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#8
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You should while you still can. O.o
I don't want anything to do with him.
He's a madman, I tell you! A MADMAN.
#9
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Is viscious like a mix between vicious and viscous?

Like, an evil bottle of maple syrup?

no, it's liquid evil. pure evil
#10
SOB kicked me in the head when i was 4. These things are evil.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#11
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I don't want anything to do with him.
He's a madman, I tell you! A MADMAN.


Well at least you're not sticking your head in the sand about it.

But if you check Kensai's profile comments, you'll see my stand on the issue.
#12
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Is viscious like a mix between vicious and viscous?

Like, an evil bottle of maple syrup?




Couldnt take the OP serious after reading this
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#13
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Well at least you're not sticking your head in the sand about it.

But if you check Kensai's profile comments, you'll see my stand on the issue.
lol nice
#14
I've heard ostriches are even more annoying than emos



(waits for inevitabe shoop job)
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#15


Did you mean emus? or was it a play on words
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#17
I don't know if you have ever been to Australia, but we have cassawarys which are basically ostriches except more dangerous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA58sS3x2Oo

EDIT:These birds eat fruit, and not human beings... That's what they want you to think
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#18
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I don't know if you have ever been to Australia, but we have cassawarys which are basically ostriches except more dangerous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA58sS3x2Oo

EDIT:These birds eat fruit, and not human beings... That's what they want you to think

HOLY SHIT!

the two obnoxious, annoying birds from the intro of Ferngully!!
#19

I think my kind are easily more apt to take over the world. The smaller species of anteaters (those belonging to the suborder Vermilingua) will be the brains/foot soldiers.

But these bigass (Giant Anteater, Myrmecophaga tridactyla) mother****ers will be the brute force of the operation.
To give you some scale...



Who will join me!?!?!?!?!
#20
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I think my kind are easily more apt to take over the world. The smaller species of anteaters (those belonging to the suborder Vermilingua) will be the brains/foot soldiers.

But these bigass (Giant Anteater, Myrmecophaga tridactyla) mother****ers will be the brute force of the operation.
To give you some scale...



Who will join me!?!?!?!?!



Anteaters are teh sh*t
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#22
Oh I see what's going on here. Obviously these ostriches are racist.

Nah but really, this made my day. They look so hateful, I thought he was going to get completely mauled eventually. Made me laugh so much though.