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#4


Robert Plant is not amused.
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

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#5
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#6
Poor militants.... the pain must have been unbearable.
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#8
lol thats actually a classic.
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#9
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Poor militants.... the pain must have been unbearable.


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#10
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#11
there we go. The pic has been posted.

On with the puns.

I wonder if they died a grizzly death.
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#12
I can imagine those militants didn't even have a chance, they had to fight them with their beare hands!
#13
Oh man, the died I was expecting them to have just been mauled and have a good "wasn't-that-kickass" laugh.


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I dunno why but I lol'd.
Last edited by thewho65 at Nov 3, 2009,
#16
We should paradrop bears in Irak.
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#18
Quote by bellette
We should paradrop bears in Iraq.

Fixed.

And Afghanistan.

And integrate sensors and inhibitors so they don't go after innocent people, and only terrorists.

Actually this would work pretty much everywhere.
#19


The right to arm bears?
One day, while standing on a stair
I saw a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish I wish he'd go away
#20
Cause of death you ask? They went into... kodiak arrest...


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#22
BEAR in mind kids, bears are not FUR cuddling


.................... (I'm sorry couldn't resist)
#23
Quote by Kensai
Cause of death you ask? They went into... kodiak arrest...


YEEEAAAAAHHH!


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#24
Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

I guess they bearly got away.
#25
I feel bad for the dead guy's family...it is always tough to bear with the loss of a loved one
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
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#26
that should be a event in a real-time statagy game

pop-up "your militia just got attacked by bears and are all dead"
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#27
Quote by 23dannybhoy23
Poor militants.... the pain must have been unbearable.


ROFL GTFO
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#28



He got pissed when he found out they were middle aged.
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#29
Quote by El Hilliaro



He got pissed when he found out they were middle aged.


He likes his Islamic militants bearly legal.
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#30
Quote by mrjimborinsane
there we go. The pic has been posted.

On with the puns.

I wonder if they died a grizzly death.


How can you bear to make puns about that?
#33
Quote by The_Casinator
I can imagine those militants didn't even have a chance, they had to fight them with their beare hands!


I hate to ruin your joke but you changed the spelling to the wrong one of bare, to a word that doesn't exist, and it's killing me..

But yeah, a lot of people don't realise just how brutal bears are, the momentum their claws have, christ, they'll cut you in half.
Last edited by Pipsicles at Nov 3, 2009,
#34
Quote by Pipsicles
I had to ruin your joke by telling you that bear is spelled the same in both cases of the word.

I hate to ruin your grammar nazism by telling you that bear=/=bare.
#35
Quote by jimmyled
I hate to ruin your grammar nazism by telling you that bear=/=bare.


I'm not really ruining anything of yours but I wasn't thinking when I posted, I was typing that and thinking about what I was going to type next... things sort of merged, bad times.
#37
Those terrorists were close to death. In fact they... bearly survived.

YEEAAAAAHHH


I hate CSI with a passion. I'm also horrible at puns.
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Its lame.
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#38
O.K.

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#39
I saw the headline 'Bears attack geurillas' somewhere else and assumed they'd been wrestling with big monkeys.

Yeah.
#40
Quote by paintITblack39
da bears!

Da Bulls! Ditka!
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We should paradrop bears in Irak.

No, and here's why:

Last edited by -[NiL]- at Nov 3, 2009,
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