Poll: What should it be called?
Poll Options
View poll results: What should it be called?
Masturbating/Cliterbating
27 18%
Jacking off/Jilling off
41 28%
Fapping/Schlicking
79 54%
Voters: 147.
#1
Alright, Pit! I'd like to come to a general consensus as to what we should call it. I can't say what it is without swaying the vote, so look at the poll.
What should we call it and why?
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#2
It should simply be called masturbating or jacking off. I've never gotten used to it being called "fapping".
Last edited by skaterskagg1 at Nov 3, 2009,
#4
Khangoroth, interstellar undertaker, destroyer of worlds. Screw your poll.

edit: Even though my suggestion had no relevance whatsoever it's still better than any of those poll-options.
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#7
how about Joffing
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#8
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Khangoroth, interstellar undertaker, destroyer of worlds. Screw your poll.

edit: Even though my suggestion had no relevance whatsoever it's still better than any of those poll-options.

He's right, you know.
#9
Technically masturbation is the name for it for either sex, so the first option seems kind of pointless.

The second option is the horrible use of a pun.

I guess that only leaves the third option, which seems to be the most widely used around here anyway.
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#12
Why not just use all of them. A diverse vocabulary makes things more interesting to read.
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+1, I never liked the term fapping but i guess thats 'cos its generally called 'wanking' over here
#18
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#20
I wouldn't be caught dead saying "fapping" in real life. "Jacking off" works though.
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#21
This is the Pit. Honestly, which option do you think is going to win?
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#22
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Holy fuck I loled so good. You're a genius dude.
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#27
There is some beauty in the word "fap," though I talk about masturbation so little in day-to-day conversation that it really doesn't matter
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#34
Fap-ping = 2 syllables
Jack-ing off = 3 syllables
Mas-tur-bat-ing = 4 syllables

You tell me which is more time efficient
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#35
jilling off made me sooooo weak but i chose the 3rd one
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