#2
Ms Armstrong said: "He was my knight on a shining bicycle."

The mayor, who was cycling past, stopped and chased the girls down the street, calling them: "Oiks".



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#3
Stupid question...WTF is an "oik"?
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#5
She admitted that she did not agree with Mr Johnson's politics and had voted for rival Ken Livingstone in the 2008 mayoral election.

But Ms Armstrong added: "If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken."


This is excellent Are oiks like chavs, then?

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#6
OIKS! OOOOOIIIIIIKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!


bloody awesome though
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#9
Boris Johnson is the polar opposite of the type of person I'd expect to strike fear into the heart of chavs.

"He picked up the iron bar, called after the girls and cycled after them."
#10
Boris is awesome.

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Boris Johnson is the polar opposite of the type of person I'd expect to strike fear into the heart of chavs.


He strikes fear into the hearts of Germans though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
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#15
sweet. The name Boris only makes it funnier


also what the **** is an "oik"

one more thing, anyone else think of this guy

VERY METAL!
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#16
Now that's some mayor badassery right there.
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#17
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sweet. The name Boris only makes it funnier


also what the **** is an "oik"

one more thing, anyone else think of this guy
*RA2*

YES

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