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Dear Pit, Today i feel rather accomplished. Because at lunch there are always 3 kids who never take their trays, they just leave them there for the lunch lady to clean up. now these kids are your average high schoolers. You have the "leader" a blonde trendy kid, the other two kids (well call them foot soldiers) are a fat mexican and a ginger.

Yesterday I was sitting with my friends except one had the flu and was gone. We were prepared, we had loaded are plates with ketchup packets and baby corn and as soon as the 3 of them got up i targeted the fire crotch and unleashed a handful of midget corn onto his face he stopped in his tracks and looked at me "...what was that for?" "You forgot your tray." "Oh right" he turned around and got it and walked around us. his fellow foot soldier walked past me "hey....Hey...HEY" he pauses and looks over at me. "yeah?" "you too man" he smiled and walked away.

Today my friend was better and we all targeted them expecting them to purposely leave their trays, but, all 3 of them brought their trays to the counter today. I felt great about myself and when the lunch lady walked by I could see a thankful look in her eyes.

Lunch ladies should not be discreminated against and for any of you who say "OH GEEZ3 1Ittle ANUS U KNO SHE HAS TO CLEAN UP TEH CORN AN KETTCH UP ???" No the janitor has to... hes just an ass hole so I don't care


So pit what was your good deed of the day?
#3
So your good deed was hitting someone with food?
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So your good deed was hitting someone with food?



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Well, I didn't actually rape that girl who has Spanish with me, if that counts for something.
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#11
I must admit, your 'good deed' is confusing me. To throw food at someone and leave the mess for someone else to clean up is a bit hypocritical. Maybe you don't like the Janitor but maybe those kids don't like the dinner lady.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#12
as many people say: cool story brah
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#14
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I must admit, your 'good deed' is confusing me. To throw food at someone and leave the mess for someone else to clean up is a bit hypocritical. Maybe you don't like the Janitor but maybe those kids don't like the dinner lady.

No, the lunch lady didn't do anything to anyone. But the janitor is an ass hole to everyone
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No, the lunch lady didn't do anything to anyone. But the janitor is an ass hole to everyone


Fair do then.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#17
I watched my niece while my mom drove somewhere, I guess you could count that as a "good deed".
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im sure if i made a blog asking the pit about there good deeds i would get alot of replies
#19
I don't know if I miss high school now after reading this... I maybe out of high school since june but isn't vigilantism frowned apon in high school?
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#20
ima a janitor at a college in ontario and even though some of the mess doesnt make much sense it also gives me a job. if you all cleaned up after yourselves then they would only need 20 of us, not 42...people would be layed off, so go nuts and mess shit up. it pays my rent lol
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#21
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No, the lunch lady didn't do anything to anyone. But the janitor is an ass hole to everyone


Maybe he's an asshole because he has to clean up your messes
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I don't know if I miss high school now after reading this... I maybe out of high school since june but isn't vigilantism frowned apon in high school?

I guess you have to ask yourself one thing:


Do you miss immature freshman like me throwing food at people?
#23
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Maybe he's an asshole because he has to clean up your messes

like i said. messes mean work, work means a pay cheque.
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#24
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Maybe he's an asshole because he has to clean up your messes



Maybe hes an ass hole because he ran over his neighbors dog and was sued for $16,000 going bankrupt causing his wife to leave him for a younger, richer man and now he only sees his two daughters at Christmas time.
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Maybe hes an ass hole because he ran over his neighbors dog and was sued for $16,000 going bankrupt causing his wife to leave him for a younger, richer man and now he only sees his two daughters at Christmas time.

bah hahaha!
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#27
I didn't do a good deed because any time I do they go horribly wrong.


Wait does that count as a good deed?
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That is my super-power. I'm Inconvenient Sidestep Man.

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I want to be your sidekick Inconvenient Step on your face boy.
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#33
OH GEEZ3 1Ittle ANUS U KNO SHE HAS TO CLEAN UP TEH CORN AN KETTCH UP ???"


Someone had to do it...


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#34
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Maybe hes an ass hole because he ran over his neighbors dog and was sued for $16,000 going bankrupt causing his wife to leave him for a younger, richer man and now he only sees his two daughters at Christmas time.


Whoah slow down man, I thought the face kinda made it apparent that I was joking.
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Earlier today i was walking down the street coming back from the shops when a blue car pulled up next to me at the end of my street, the man driving asked if i knew the way to the nearest post office...

...and i told that man directions, even though i didn't know the way because that's the kind of guy i am.
#36
Quote by Littleangus44
I guess you have to ask yourself one thing:


Do you miss immature freshman like me throwing food at people?


No but at my school, no one liked the freshman. You guys just need to grow up, seriously. Your in 9th grade, not kindergarten.
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#38
Probably the worst "good deed" i have ever come across tbh
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Split up a fight today.


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#40
In no school I've ever been to would someone react so gingerly (no pun intended) after somebody tosses a wet spoonful of vegetable at their face. It would be an instant fight. I call shenanigans in the name of trying to make TS sound cool and accomplished.
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