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Anyone ever encounter some?

Today at work a woman asked for 3 packets of shaving cream at work, and told me that anything less then that just doesnt cut it. I lol'd hard and she looked at me like I was crazy.

I do enjoy a good unintentional pun every so often.
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once I said 'mum your vacuum cleaner sucks'
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unintentional puns are the only ones that aren't painful to read/ hear.


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'this place is littered with bins'

ah yes i was skeptical of your taste in humor till i remembered that knee-slapper


that made me lol
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This last weekend gone was the Jazz festival in town, and I work in a cafe right next to where the main stage was set up. It was pretty quiet and I said something like "Should get a bit busier once the festival is in full swing."

Get it..

EDIT: ^
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This last weekend gone was the Jazz festival in town, and I work in a cafe right next to where the main stage was set up. It was pretty quiet and I said something like "Should get a bit busier once the festival is in full swing."

Get it..

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Thought the thread title said "unintentional porn."

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I hate it when people point out that their puns were unintentional.





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#21
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I hate it when people point out that their puns were unintentional.

Yeah I know what you mean. I hate when I'm reading something online and all of a sudden it says

(no pun intended)

then I spend 5 minutes trying to figure out where the pun is
#23
An unintentional pun is not possible. A pun is by definition a play on words. If you realize the double nature of the word that was used, even if you didn't say it or intend it, it becomes a pun in that instant. And if nobody notices, it's not a pun.
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Yeah I know what you mean. I hate when I'm reading something online and all of a sudden it says

(no pun intended)

then I spend 5 minutes trying to figure out where the pun is

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An unintentional pun is not possible. A pun is by definition a play on words. If you realize the double nature of the word that was used, even if you didn't say it or intend it, it becomes a pun in that instant. And if nobody notices, it's not a pun.


I noticed it as a pun, its a pun. She didnt notice it, it's not a pun to her.
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#27
Got to love the old pool table one:

Guy stands behind girl to help her get in the right position to make her shot
Girl: Just put it in the hole!!
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Quote by trash_pixie
This last weekend gone was the Jazz festival in town, and I work in a cafe right next to where the main stage was set up. It was pretty quiet and I said something like "Should get a bit busier once the festival is in full swing."

Get it..

EDIT: ^

you live in mildura?
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Got to love the old pool table one:

Guy stands behind girl to help her get in the right position to make her shot
Girl: Just put it in the hole!!


That be an innuendo.
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#30
Well yesterday was the Melbourne Cup (a big horse race that everyone bets on and watches in australia) and the winner was a horse called Shocking. Needless to say many puns were had.

"What a shocker of a race"
"It was quite electrifying"
"I was ecstatic that the horse won"
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Well yesterday was the Melbourne Cup (a big horse race that everyone bets on and watches in australia) and the winner was a horse called Shocking. Needless to say many puns were had.

"What a shocker of a race"
"It was quite electrifying"
"I was ecstatic that the horse won"

yeah, it wasn't that funny since every single headline was the same it was just annoying.
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Well yesterday was the Melbourne Cup (a big horse race that everyone bets on and watches in australia) and the winner was a horse called Shocking. Needless to say many puns were had.

"What a shocker of a race"
"It was quite electrifying"
"I was ecstatic that the horse won"


The last one isn't even a pun, and the other two were clearly intentional.
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"I was ecstatic that the horse won"


That's not a pun, you're a phony!
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Quote by stephen_rettie
'this place is littered with bins'

ah yes i was skeptical of your taste in humor till i remembered that knee-slapper


i lol'd haha
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[quote="'Sydal *[LFPE"]*']you live in mildura?

Nah, Wangaratta.
Non-locals will get a laugh out of what we call it for short - Wang.
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I hate it when people point out that their puns were unintentional.

Reminds me of this.
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From another thread...
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Therefore, said user who was told to kindly Gtfo, you, are most definately, part of that gay thread.


******.

/unintentionalpun

lol.

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From another thread...

SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHERE THE PUN IS

It's "******".

Duh.

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#39
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It's "******".

Duh.


Goddammit, see I didn't even consider that as a possibility.

Stupid unintentional puns...making me feel like a dumbass...
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Nah, Wangaratta.
Non-locals will get a laugh out of what we call it for short - Wang.

oh ok, mildura had there jazz fest on the weekend too,

and
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