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#1
Well pit, I have a story for you.

I was taking the train from Ronkonkama to Penn. Station in NYC, with my girlfriend and a few other friends. About halfway there, at Deer Park, a really big black guy got on the train, and he was very clearly baked.

So, once we're about to hit Penn. Station, he starts to stare at my girlfriend. And I mean, it was a creepy, non-blinking stare, so naturally I looked at him, wondering what the hell he was doing. My friends began to look as well, and started nervously smiling at the situation.

When the train stops, he comes up to me and asks, "Is something funny?". Now, let me put this into perspective. He's a 6'4", atleast 250 pound guy, and I'm a 6'2", 180 pound guy. I mean, I do Muay Thai, but if push came to shove he was going to eat me alive. I was scared out of my mind. But, being the stupid smartass I am, I said, "I dunno, is there?" and stood up. He reaches into his pocket and goes, "trying to be funny, smartass?" and makes it look like he's going to pull some sort of weapon. He then uses his other hand and shoves me against the wall by the door. Reflexively, I hooked his leg and used my forearm to push him over, and he dropped his knife on the way down. Bad move on my part. He got up a lot quicker than I thought he could, and punched me right in the jaw, and I went down seeing stars. Once I turn around, three other huge guys are wrestling this guy who punched me to the ground. I got up, and me and my friends bolted the hell out of there.

Long story short, I took the train and almost got stabbed, and ended up just getting punched in the face. Sorry to blog here, I just needed to share.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with big black guys.
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#2
Learn aikido next time.
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#3
Quote by Kensai
Learn aikido next time.


This experience really made me rethink how necessary it is to know how to defend yourself.
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#5
nice moral
Your a lucky bastard for not having gotten stabbed
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#6
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You're racist.


Maybe so, but I've never been so happy to see white people before.
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#8
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We need a few more of him. Though I wasn't on the subway, hell, I was happy to get on the subway after this whole thing.
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#9
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Learn aikido next time.

Yes! Or the traditional Japanese JiuJutsu. To someone skilled in those, a person putting their hand on you is like a gift from the gods. Best possible scenario to a practitioner of aikido (if you have to fight) is for someone to try and grab you.
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#13
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You're racist.


Could you really blame TS after such an experience if he were?...
^+1 Ts merely pointed out that his attacker was black, nothing more.

Glad you're okay, so that girlfriend of yours....
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#14
can i say the n word here. lol broken bear bottle= n knife. lol dude your lucky
#15

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#17
sword,mace (both spray and medieval weapon),axe,gun etc.>knife
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#18
Quote by Dirge Humani


Also, I New York.


Yeah I'm with you here, I'm just going to keep a knife with me in this place I so much from now on
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#19
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can i say the n word here. lol broken bear bottle= n knife. lol dude your lucky


A broken BEAR bottle? Oh sh*t - the bear cavalry is back!!
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#20
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why? because the guy happened to be black and the TS pointed it out?

Not for that.

"Maybe so, but I've never been so happy to see white people before."

But definitely for that.
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#21
And this reminds me of this time I was on the metro in NY and this stupid cracker kept givin me the sh*t eye.... He had this fine lookin girl with him, then he got mouthy.

He was lucky I only punched...

Wait a minute...
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#22
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And this reminds me of this time I was on the metro in NY and this stupid cracker kept givin me the sh*t eye.... He had this fine lookin girl with him, then he got mouthy.

He was lucky I only punched...

Wait a minute...

Nice try, nobody calls it the metro here.
#23
Quote by Mr_Jubby_Jubs
Not for that.

"Maybe so, but I've never been so happy to see white people before."

But definitely for that.


It was a joke, because they were basically saving my life. You need to stop with the race card. It was a big, angry black guy in NYC. In New York, black people side with other black people, and vice versa. Is it messed up? Yeah. Does it make me racist? Nope. It's not like I dislike black people, I generally dislike anyone who tries to kill me.
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#24
Wow man that's scary. I almost got in a fight with a big black bouncer once because he kicked me and a friend out because we were drinking beer and having a good time. Since I can't stand desicions made out of stupid arguments I got really pissed off so the big bouncer grabbed me by the throat and threw me out. Man I'm 1.90 meter weigh like 64 kg (underweight and not strong at all ) and he was over 2 m and way way heavier but I still wanted to go for him but my friend talked me out of it. It was just because we didn;t do anything; we were minding our own business and listening to the band and this stupid dude comes and kicks us out? **** him I just want to punch. While usually I'm the most non-aggresive guy in the world and I generally don;t like the idea of hurting people. Man I was so pissed of and now I'm drunk and had a crappy night so I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to read this. Peace out.
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#25
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Nice try, nobody calls it the metro here.

Way to be Sgt. Anus on a joke. You're so cool now.

And you're in Satan's Pubes, New Jersey, not NY, so peace out with that crap, jive turkey.
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#27
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If I'm Sgt. Anus, you're Captain Dickwad.


Satisfactory. At least as Captain I get my own boat. Also - thanks for doing the respectful thing and spelling captain fully. Choice.
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#28
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It was a joke, because they were basically saving my life. You need to stop with the race card. It was a big, angry black guy in NYC. In New York, black people side with other black people, and vice versa. Is it messed up? Yeah. Does it make me racist? Nope. It's not like I dislike black people, I generally dislike anyone who tries to kill me.

And presumably anyone with the same colour of skin as someone who tries to kill you.
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#29
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And presumably anyone with the same colour of skin as someone who tries to kill you.


I live in Queens. Yeah, I just hate 70% of the people who live here.
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#30
Quote by Wulphy
I live in Queens. Yeah, I just hate 70% of the people who live here.

You should come on over to Kings. We're way cooler than those high strung stabbing knifers in Queens with their JayZ albums and large style sunglasses.
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#31
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And presumably anyone with the same colour of skin as someone who tries to kill you.

Jesus Christ stop whining about 'WHAHAHAHA RACISM' man I'm sorry but people who think it's racist to say 'a black guy tried to stab me' are really really stupid.
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#32
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Well pit, I have a story for you.

At least you were honest about it

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#33
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At least you were honest about it


Right, because I have nothing else to do in my spare time but make stuff up and post it on the pit.
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#34
Makes me appreciation how tame my town is comapared to that. Though I do wanna move to NY when i'm older. I'll just put on chainmail where ever I go.
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#35
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Right, because I have nothing else to do in my spare time but make stuff up and post it on the pit.

No no, honest about just posting a story

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#36
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No no, honest about just posting a story


Oh, well yeah

There was a moral there too!
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#37
Quote by Wulphy
Oh, well yeah

There was a moral there too!

If somebody massive is eying your woman, get ready. He is going to knife you.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#38
you were taking the Long Island Railroad judging from the destinations...

which sucks cause i take the LIRR to and from school on the weekends >_>
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#39
Quote by Wulphy
Well pit, I have a story for you.

I was taking the train from Ronkonkama to Penn. Station in NYC, with my girlfriend and a few other friends. About halfway there, at Deer Park, a really big black guy got on the train, and he was very clearly baked.

So, once we're about to hit Penn. Station, he starts to stare at my girlfriend. And I mean, it was a creepy, non-blinking stare, so naturally I looked at him, wondering what the hell he was doing. My friends began to look as well, and started nervously smiling at the situation.

When the train stops, he comes up to me and asks, "Is something funny?". Now, let me put this into perspective. He's a 6'4", atleast 250 pound guy, and I'm a 6'2", 180 pound guy. I mean, I do Muay Thai, but if push came to shove he was going to eat me alive. I was scared out of my mind. But, being the stupid smartass I am, I said, "I dunno, is there?" and stood up. He reaches into his pocket and goes, "trying to be funny, smartass?" and makes it look like he's going to pull some sort of weapon. He then uses his other hand and shoves me against the wall by the door. Reflexively, I hooked his leg and used my forearm to push him over, and he dropped his knife on the way down. Bad move on my part. He got up a lot quicker than I thought he could, and punched me right in the jaw, and I went down seeing stars. Once I turn around, three other huge guys are wrestling this guy who punched me to the ground. I got up, and me and my friends bolted the hell out of there.

Long story short, I took the train and almost got stabbed, and ended up just getting punched in the face. Sorry to blog here, I just needed to share.

Moral of the story: Don't mess with big black guys.

What does him being black have to do with anything. You're a racist.
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#40
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Jesus Christ stop whining about 'WHAHAHAHA RACISM' man I'm sorry but people who think it's racist to say 'a black guy tried to stab me' are really really stupid.

I didn't say that. I do see where he was coming from on the being glad to see white people, but the way it was phrased made it sound worse than it was meant, I suppose.
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