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#1
and it's its own unhealthy population.

http://usat.me/?7889

According to the article, officials will issue a statement saying how approx. 75% of the US military-age population is unfit to serve in the armed forces.
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#2
well ****.
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#3
Mental Category V (the lowest 10% of the population), 9%.

How can the lowest 10% account for 9% of its population...?

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#7
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#8
Most of the rest are too dumb or have used too many drugs to qualify, the study shows.




That's really sad when you think about it
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#9
I seriously blame video games being introduced to children at such a young age. They wont go outside for physical activities. Just eat and play videogames.

School gym programs are shit as well and fast food is on every corner.
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#10
World Peace is on it's way. It's bringer? McDonalds.
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#11
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I seriously blame video games being introduced to children at such a young age. They wont go outside for physical activities. Just eat and play videogames.

School gym programs are shit as well and fast food is on every corner.

I'm not sure about other places but I think Illinois is the only state to require gym every single day, so at least we try to keep kids fit.


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I seriously blame video games being introduced to children at such a young age. They wont go outside for physical activities. Just eat and play videogames.

School gym programs are shit as well and fast food is on every corner.

Parents don't have to buy their kids video games, though.

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#13
dude...if worst came to worse, they could slim the fatties down...or we could build robots, which im not saying that as a joke, i think we should seriously look into that
plus i blame the schools
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#14
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How can the lowest 10% account for 9% of its population...?

The 10% refers to all ages. The 9% refers to the 18-24 range the study is looking at.
#15
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Parents don't have to buy their kids video games, though.


Unless you want to be nagged constantly by your kids, yeah you do.

And to those blaming video games, are you serious? There were no video games during World War II, Hitler didn't play "The Holocaust: Extermination" before going out and doing it. Kids are fat because cheap food is made cheap by the food industry, and cheap food is all most people can afford. Stop blaming video games and look for the real problem.
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#16
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I seriously blame video games being introduced to children at such a young age. They wont go outside for physical activities. Just eat and play videogames.

School gym programs are shit as well and fast food is on every corner.


ive been a gamer since i can remember, and i was gonna enlist, but im medically disqualified (not because im unhealthy though, i mean, i probably am, but its not why i cant enlist)
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#17
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Parents don't have to buy their kids video games, though.


But they do... For christmas and their childrens birthdays. I'm not trying to bash video games. Shit I have a 360 myself, but kids will substitute cops and robbers on a video game instead of going outside and using their imaginations.
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#18
What's the problem? I like my cannon fodder to be fat, stoned and stupid.
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#20
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How can the lowest 10% account for 9% of its population...?

That's what I am thinking.

This article is poorly written in general. The military dude doesn't equate to how pull ups=combat success.
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#22
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But they do... For christmas and their childrens birthdays. I'm not trying to bash video games. Shit I have a 360 myself, but kids will substitute cops and robbers on a video game instead of going outside and using their imaginations.

I agree that gaming is part of the problem but I also know parents that wont allow their kids out of their sight. They're paranoid. I had a rant this past weekend when my wife and I were coming home from the store and the town we were driving through had their Trick or treating hours from 4 til 6. God forbid somebody be out after dark.
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Unless you want to be nagged constantly by your kids, yeah you do....

For christmas and their childrens birthdays. I'm not trying to bash video games. Shit I have a 360 myself, but kids will substitute cops and robbers on a video game instead of going outside and using their imaginations.

And once you've bought them, you don't have to let them play all day. It just happens to be an effective babysitter, much like Baby Einstein. We saw how well that turned out.

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#24
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Just eat and play videogames

I did this like hell and I never grew fat for some reason.


The whole thing is hilarious tho. 75% of the population isnt good enough to serve cause of suckyness
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#25
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That's what I am thinking.

This article is poorly written in general. The military dude doesn't equate to how pull ups=combat success.

Read my cannon fodder post. That pretty much covers it.
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#26
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Parents don't have to buy their kids video games, though.


this, its not tv's fault, or the corporations or the schools. its the parents fault. if they dont want to raise their kids properly they shouldn't have them in the fist place.
#27
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I agree that gaming is part of the problem but I also know parents that wont allow their kids out of their sight. They're paranoid. I had a rant this past weekend when my wife and I were coming home from the store and the town we were driving through had their Trick or treating hours from 4 til 6. God forbid somebody be out after dark.


rofl @ trick or treating in the daylight.
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#28
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rofl @ trick or treating in the daylight.

My wife had to tell me to stfu.
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#29
Me being a pothead makes me ineligible for military service?

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#31
that list, of course, forgets "too gay - 10%"
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#32
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#33
Draft them, put them in a physical fitness program for 6 months, then send them to basic training. Problem solved.
#34
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that list, of course, forgets "too gay - 10%"

That implies that there's an acceptable level of gay.
Where's the line drawn?
#35
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That's what I am thinking.

This article is poorly written in general. The military dude doesn't equate to how pull ups=combat success.

Being strong enough to carry equipment, clearing debris or being more efficient at hand to hand combat isn't that bad.

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Draft them, put them in a physical fitness program for 6 months, then send them to basic training. Problem solved.


Draft all the fatties, retards and drug users into one big pile of army fitness program? I'd like to see that
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#36
i basicly eat shit loads and watch tv and lazy stuff like that all i do is go for a run once a week and i have to walk 2 miles to get the bus into town


my plan make everyone live in the country and have to ****ing walk like me
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#37
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Draft them, put them in a physical fitness program for 6 months, then send them to basic training. Problem solved.

You really want to be drafted?????
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#38
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That implies that there's an acceptable level of gay.
Where's the line drawn?

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#39
But think, the 2000 census puts there to be 25,000,000 - 28,000,000 people between the ages of 18-24 in the US. That puts anywhere between 6,250,000 - 7,000,000 people between those ages to be fit for military service. Not a bad number, in my opinion.

But still, having 75% percent of our young population unfit for duty is downright embarrassing.
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That implies that there's an acceptable level of gay.
Where's the line drawn?

Somewhere between Pretty Sweet Outfit Dude and That's Too Much Hairspray Guy.

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