#1
What I learned today: "it's pure joy to beat a deer with a broom."

Story:
About 6 o' clock today a deer jumped our gate, came running down our driveway, and busted through our glass storm door. then it started running around frantically smashing pots, vases, and scrapping up our hardwood floor. I was in the basement and at first thought my mom knock the entertainment center over, but was quite surprised to see a deer in our living room smashing its head against our double-paned window (indestructible), leaving quite a snotty, bloody mess on it. So I get my handy broom and start wailing on the deer, trying to get it to go to the open door, and when i aimed for the head it finally moved away from the window and went out the door, only leaving us with dirt everywhere, a knocked out storm door, a nasty window covered in deer snot and blood, and some broken pots and vases.

moral of the story: if you ever find a deer in your house, a broom is a handy weapon.
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#2
Dick.

"WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BRUISES, DEER?"

" I GOT HIT BY A BASEBALL! "
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#3
Quote by Clutch32192
So I get my handy broom and start wailing on the deer

What movie do you think you're in? Shaun of the dead?
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#4


EDIT: Hide this shit from PETA.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
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#7
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#8
Quote by StringAssassin
Should have got the .9 and popped him.

thought about getting our 12 gauge but didn't want to make a mess
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#9
Not coool.
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#11
Much more entertaining to wail on raccoons with styrofoam noodles.
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#12

Thanks for the laugh.
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#14
You should skin it and hang the corpse out in front of your home.
Just in case any other woodland critter tries to mess with you again.
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#19
A deer broke into my elementary school when I was little.


Unfortunately, no one had a broom handy

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srsly.


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#21
Quote by AlecMag
A deer broke into my elementary school when I was little.


Unfortunately, no one had a broom handy

Did you die?
#22
I wanna beat a deer
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#23
Quote by StringAssassin
Should have got the .9 and popped him.

The .9? I lol at your lack of gun knowledge.
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#25
Quote by Clutch32192
What I learned today: "it's pure joy to beat a deer with a broom."

Story:
About 6 o' clock today a deer jumped our gate, came running down our driveway, and busted through our glass storm door. then it started running around frantically smashing pots, vases, and scrapping up our hardwood floor. I was in the basement and at first thought my mom knock the entertainment center over, but was quite surprised to see a deer in our living room smashing its head against our double-paned window (indestructible), leaving quite a snotty, bloody mess on it. So I get my handy broom and start wailing on the deer, trying to get it to go to the open door, and when i aimed for the head it finally moved away from the window and went out the door, only leaving us with dirt everywhere, a knocked out storm door, a nasty window covered in deer snot and blood, and some broken pots and vases.

moral of the story: if you ever find a deer in your house, a broom is a handy weapon.


#26
Quote by stratman7
The .9? I lol at your lack of gun knowledge.


I have knowledge of guns, it was a joke.
#27
Quote by StringAssassin
Should have got the .9 and popped him.

That would be a humongous bullet. They don't make .9s buddy.
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#28
Quote by Weeping_Demon7
That would be a humongous bullet. They don't make .9s buddy.

Maybe they should. There's a whole market for gigantic death bullets that isn't even being exploited.

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#29
That's f*cking amazing.

"HOLY SHIT RANDOM ASS DEER IN MY BASEMENT"
*smacks with broom like it's a fly*
"GIT OUTTA HERE YA VARMINT!"
Deer: "Auuhaguhagaguhaguhaguh"
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#30
Stop selling drugs TS.

The deer was obviously a home invasion to look for your stash.
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#32
Quote by StringAssassin



You guys quoted the wrong post.

More like you fixed your post and took a picture.

Anyways, a 9 would be even bigger.
#34
Quote by crazy8rgood
More like you fixed your post and took a picture.

Anyways, a 9 would be even bigger.

A 9 would be the correct way to say it, slang for a 9 millimeter. Uses a .355 caliber bullet. As opposed to a .9, which would be almost a 23 mm bullet.
#35
Quote by stratman7
A 9 would be the correct way to say it, slang for a 9 millimeter. Uses a .355 caliber bullet. As opposed to a .9, which would be almost a 23 mm bullet.

He should've busted out his 127, son. A real stud kills his invaders with an AA gun.
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#36
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He should've busted out his 127, son. A real stud kills his invaders with an AA gun.

+1
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