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#1
...And we're gonna chill, im gonna bring my acoustic and play a few Stones covers.

What I want to know is... what should I cook for dinner ?
#4
More importantly..... WHO WAS PHONE!?

And in all seriousness, something healthy - I doubt she'll appreciate french fries and burger sauce as a meal.
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#9
If you have to cook, use a grill.
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A finely cooked sirloin steak with mashed potatoes and vegs.


Or you know....Hungry Man.

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#11
Being the woman, she should be either in the kitchen or in your pants. Not both.

No cook for you
#12
You should make waffles.

If you in any sort of way understand that reference, I'm going to make you waffles.


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#13
skip dinner and go for dessert

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#15
Play "the drugs dont work" by The Verve.

You wont need to cook.

Just take wine.
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#16
lmaoo how old ru? wtf go do her then eat after! u know ull be more hungry. wtf is this?
#17
Don't listen to the rest of these Pitmonkeys. Cook dinner WITH her (as opposed to FOR her), and the odds of you being inside her later greatly increase.
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#18
make her a cockmeat sandwhich
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#19
Dick in a box.
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#21
Are you seriously gonna bring your guitar and play other peoples' songs? That's pretty twat-like. She'll probably bang you for it, too, because talent is unnecessary in the eyes of girls nowadays.

She makes the dinner, by the way.
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#22
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If you have to cook, use a grill.



Agreed. Men only cook on grills. Everything else is for women. Women don't touch the grill.
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#24
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lmaoo how old ru? wtf go do her then eat after! u know ull be more hungry. wtf is this?

He's obviously older than you, from looking at this post.

I cringed a little.
#25
Stick your Hot Pocket in her oven.
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He's obviously older than you, from looking at this post.

I cringed a little.


that took alot
#28
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lmaoo how old ru? wtf go do her then eat after! u know ull be more hungry. wtf is this?

19. We've been friends for a long time.

I'd **** her, but I wouldn't want a relationship :P I believe that is where a conflict of interest occurs.
#29
Cook for her as originally planned. Guarantees you some action.
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#31
Cook the guitar.

Sing the food.

She'll be fingering your anus in no time my good chum.
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#32
cook sex
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19. We've been friends for a long time.

I'd **** her, but I wouldn't want a relationship :P I believe that is where a conflict of interest occurs.



ohhhhhhhh well then good sir....good luck with that. i say u go with yoduh's advise
#35
it's her god forsaken right to cook dinner, don't take that away from her.
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Agreed. Men only cook on grills. Everything else is for women. Women don't touch the grill.



Microwaves too. Sometimes toasters.
#38
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What took a lot of what?



lol nothing i was just being a complete retard, which you saw
#40
Cook her some Taco Bell. You can pick it up on the way there. Leaves more time for playing.

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