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#1
Dat ppl fe3l teh nead 2 tipe lyke a abslut i dot?

Ugxample won, teh draded Kaps-Lawk feeend:
Like, sometimes I just want to fall in a hole. Life sucks so bad.


ugxample tu, teh howible simbowl-overleaded mittle-scooler
And... so... umm, I just really like him... It really kills me...

Ugxample tree, teh txtin-obsesd gy.
Do you want to go to a movie or something later? It's because im really bored.

& dunt evan geht meh stawtd awn bad grammer. AAAAHHHHH Sowy Pit. Dis iz sumting dat angars meh.
#2
Wuts rong w/ t3h waiz w3 tlkz?????????
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Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
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Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
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Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#4
1. This board doesn't allow all caps and hence forces each word to start with a capital.
2. They think it's trendy?
3. No clue. Perhaps a force of habit.

People in the pit are pretty good with typing though... otherwise others call them out on it and whip 'em into shape.
#6
You're not alone
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#7
All three of those example types can be found on my Facebook homepage.
Gear I Want:
-Boss GEB-7
-Boss LMB-3
-Boss CEB-3
-Korg Pitchblack
-Boss ODB-3
-Fender Road Worn 50s Precision Bass

Gear I Have:
-Peavey Millennium BXP =]
SWR WorkingPro 2x10C =D
#9
I just hate when people drag out their wordssssss
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#10
I actually know some well educated people that cannot spell for sh!t. I think many people simply don't care, to be honest.
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Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Quote by beadhangingOne
Every band is a lotr metal band. Metal is like Guile's theme for Lotr.
Quote by mcjosh
Whoever thinks Japan deserved the tsunami in any way should just go away and fucking die alone.
#12
(.ʎuunɟ ʇsnظ s,ʇı 'sǝɯıʇ ɹǝɥʇo .buıʎouuɐ ʎ1qıpǝɹɔuı ǝq uɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʞı1 sbuıɥʇ sǝɯıʇǝɯos 'sʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝǝɹbɐ ı 'ɥbnoɥʇ 'ʎ1snoıɹǝs)

.oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ǝ1doǝd 'pıdnʇs sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ
#13
as long as i can understand what they are trying to say, i couldn't give two shits
It all makes sense
We're capable of beauty
Through sounds that make on cringe
The dogs only hear us now

#14
Example 5 - I just joined and want to tell you fine people how fucked up you are.
HEY THANKS FOR THE FUCKING HEADS UP!!!!!!!!!!
Where's your "caps lock" god now bitch.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
que?
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i just got a great idea! i think i might want to set up a blog somewhere because i have a lot of great ideas to share. would you guys read it if i did?
trolling the pit since Aug 09^
#16
tthheerree iiss oonnee ppeerrssoonn tthhaatt ii kknnooww wwhhoo ttyyppeess lliikkee tthhiiss bbeeccaauussee sshhee ssaayyss iitt''ss ffaasstteerr..
Gear I Want:
-Boss GEB-7
-Boss LMB-3
-Boss CEB-3
-Korg Pitchblack
-Boss ODB-3
-Fender Road Worn 50s Precision Bass

Gear I Have:
-Peavey Millennium BXP =]
SWR WorkingPro 2x10C =D
#17
i hate when people like to make sure you noticed the last letter of their sentenceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#18
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(.ʎuunɟ ʇsnظ s,ʇı 'sǝɯıʇ ɹǝɥʇo .buıʎouuɐ ʎ1qıpǝɹɔuı ǝq uɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʞı1 sbuıɥʇ sǝɯıʇǝɯos 'sʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝǝɹbɐ ı 'ɥbnoɥʇ 'ʎ1snoıɹǝs)

.oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ǝ1doǝd 'pıdnʇs sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ


Your post goes in the first category. Sorry.

And frankly, I'm not that bothered about wrong spelling or grammar any more. I'm still bothered by SMS-language and excessive use of different signs, but apart from that I just don't let it bother me any more. Mostly, I think, because there are people whose first language isn't English.


S t a i r s s r i a t S

#19
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(.ʎuunɟ ʇsnظ s,ʇı 'sǝɯıʇ ɹǝɥʇo .buıʎouuɐ ʎ1qıpǝɹɔuı ǝq uɐɔ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʞı1 sbuıɥʇ sǝɯıʇǝɯos 'sʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝǝɹbɐ ı 'ɥbnoɥʇ 'ʎ1snoıɹǝs)

.oʇ ʇuɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ǝ1doǝd 'pıdnʇs sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ


Brilliant.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
I hate bad grammar so much. It gives me the impression that they converse that way in real life face to face.
#21
Quote by 23:50 inbleach
can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

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Go suck a cat westdyolf!

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So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#22
Quote by Le_Bunny
1. This board doesn't allow all caps and hence forces each word to start with a capital.
2. They think it's trendy?
3. No clue. Perhaps a force of habit.

People in the pit are pretty good with typing though... otherwise others call them out on it and whip 'em into shape.


CAPS CAN PREVAIL!
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#24
I hate it when some n00bzaur comes into UG and starts asking what guitar they wants to play teh br00talz, doesn't give us any information like budget etc... and then expects us to understand their grammar or lack there of
#27
Quote by jinjan29
I hate it when some n00bzaur comes into UG and starts asking what guitar they wants to play teh br00talz, doesn't give us any information like budget etc... and then expects us to understand their grammar or lack there of


pisses me off too. i just cant belive how lazy people have gotten.

i play teh br00talz thru teh spiderz on my dean with emgz!!

yes ive played a dean, yes ive played through a spider.
Quote by 23:50 inbleach
can't i just eat the fucking cactus?

Quote by WildChicken
Go suck a cat westdyolf!

Quote by Cat Of Pain
So, West...

I hear you'll suck my cat...

Ill suck your cat
PEACE LOVE PANCAKES
call me zach

chocolate chip pancakes!
#28
lol my bff jill?

Ts, your first post doesnt even make sanse.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
Quote by NY_FootBall49
Somebody needs to get laid. Or get a friend or a hobby idk.


That's good, admitting it is the first step to getting you some help

MushroomEDIT: All-caps worked for me >_<

MushroomEDIT2: That edit is awesome


S t a i r s s r i a t S

Last edited by MushroomBomb at Nov 4, 2009,
#31
Illiteracy makes me want to kill myself.
>.>
Icky.
KatehMonster
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Dude, if you were a lesbian asking out another lesbian in a man forum we would be going crazy too.
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just because you're a girl and you get more pussy than me doesn't give you the right to brag.
#35
Quote by MyHorseAmazes
Dis iz sumting dat angars meh.
This means we're doing our job. If you're angry, we succeed.

By the way, how DOES your horse amaze? Did that pony ever bite you or smth?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#36
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
This means we're doing our job. If you're angry, we succeed.

By the way, how DOES your horse amaze? Did that pony ever bite you or smth?

I too would like to know this.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#38

Nelsean gets my vote for mod of the day, week, year, whatever your ego requires sire.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#40
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Troll =/= Woman. There are many similarities, mind you, she's blonde.



perhaps a woman troll?
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