#1
Today, my friend told me a story where his brother called up McDonalds and said "Hello. Is this the Krusty Krab?" and the employee replied "No, this is Patrick." and hung up.

How about your stories your friend told you about?
#2
My friend told me about this one time when he read a joke on the internet that wasn't particularly funny...
#4
All my friends lie to make themselves seem cool.

stories mean nothing.
their pretty immature.
i need new friends...

/rant
#5
My cousin's bro-in-law talked about how someone told him taking it in the ass is like taking a big dump.
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#8
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All my friends lie to make themselves seem cool.

stories mean nothing.
their pretty immature.
i need new friends...

/rant

Exactly this. A nerdier guy i know always finds some way to talk to me, then have the audacity to make some stupid outlandish story that i really don't believe. So i just nod and pretend to laugh, while simultaneously dieing a little inside because i know if i say anything I'll have a whiny, autistic child doing anything within his power to make me look like the bad guy. Meanwhile he was just telling me about how he abused his neighbors dog...

Sorry

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