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#1
What is your preferred method? I'll go with the basic upward tuck. It's time for yet another classy thread here in the Pit.
#3
Hands in pockets and the less unorthodox sideways tuck usually. Also, can someone post that Superbad quote about hiding your boner?

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#4
Protip: Not getting erections helps a lot.
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#5
Sideways doesn't work well with sweats an certain pairs of jeans. I just tuck it up.
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#7
I used to have a problem with boners all the time. Then I became a woman. Now I don't have to worry any more!
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#9
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Hands in pockets and the less unorthodox sideways tuck usually. Also, can someone post that Superbad quote about hiding your boner?


I'm not a fan of the sideways boner tuck. It is extremely uncomfortable.
#11
Try and force it into pointing downwards so it looks like I don't have an erection - just a big dick.
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#12
Trying to cover up a boner, no offense, but what are you, like 12?

*awaits "I am 12, etc, etc."*
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#13
I let it hang out but I paint a clown face and call it my friend.
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#14
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#15
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Protip: Not getting erections helps a lot.


Self-control FTW!

Usually if I feel one creeping up on me, I focus on the first non-sexual thing I think of.
#16
Upward tuck. Or just excuse myself to the bathroom and fap.

Or just call over a few friends to watch 'the Prestige' followed by a circle jerk.
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#17
upward tuck, sideways tuck...hoping that it will go away, all perfectly valid ways of hiding it.
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#18
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Upward tuck. Or just excuse myself to the bathroom and fap.

Or just call over a few friends to watch 'the Prestige' followed by a circle jerk.


i remember that thread
#19
I pull my pants a bit lower (not gangsta low) and push my dick up, still in underwear, then pull the belt line of my pants over my dick pointing up. Always works, and when the girlfriend asks what im doing, i say rearranging, can you help? She always helps
#21
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i remember that thread

Everyone does. The pit does not forget such things.
#23
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Why should I have to hide my erection? Girls don't have to hide their tits.

Ummmm, it's not really the same thing.

As for me, down the pant leg is the way to go. Or hand in the pocket. Depending on how many people are watching....
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#24
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Everyone does. The pit does not forget such things.

I love how all the 09ers always talk about The Prestige like they know what they're talking about. Half of them don't even know about that thread. Most don't even know there was a thread.
#25
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I love how all the 09ers always talk about The Prestige like they know what they're talking about. Half of them don't even know about that thread. Most don't even know there was a thread.

Nah man, someone posts a link to it like once a week
#26
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I love how all the 09ers always talk about The Prestige like they know what they're talking about. Half of them don't even know about that thread. Most don't even know there was a thread.

I've never read it
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#27
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Trying to cover up a boner, no offense, but what are you, like 12?

*awaits "I am 12, etc, etc."*


Does nobody over the age of 12 hide them or something?
Last edited by Floyd93 at Nov 5, 2009,
#28
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I love how all the 09ers always talk about The Prestige like they know what they're talking about. Half of them don't even know about that thread. Most don't even know there was a thread.

Coz every single 09er does that

It wasn't even funny.

edit: front tuck
Last edited by kenan6346 at Nov 5, 2009,
#29
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Hands in pockets and the less unorthodox sideways tuck usually. Also, can someone post that Superbad quote about hiding your boner?


Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it, AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

#30
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Why should I have to hide my erection? Girls don't have to hide their tits.

Tits don't generally convey arousal, y'know.
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#31
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Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it, AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.



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#32
Hide it? I put it to good use.
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#33
Wear briefs. Problem solved.
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#34
Quote by Just_a_picker
Upward tuck. Or just excuse myself to the bathroom and fap.

Or just call over a few friends to watch 'the Prestige' followed by a circle jerk.


i had to search for that thread again, and the awkward fap one too good times good times


back to the topic: tightning ur thighs up makes the blood rush to them. makes u lose ur boner faster?



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#35
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Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it, AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.


I posted a condensed version of that quote earlier. I couldn't remember the exact quote.
Damn, that movie is awesome.
#36
Quote by Floyd93
I'm not a fan of the sideways boner tuck. It is extremely uncomfortable.



+1.


Upwards tuck, or, one that I've recently become fond of, the cloaking maneuver. I take my jacket and zip it up and make sure that it's covering. Then they can't tell. And if it's hot in the room, I just zip it halfway up my shirt and roll up the sleeves.

#37
Quote by skaterskagg1
I love how all the 09ers always talk about The Prestige like they know what they're talking about. Half of them don't even know about that thread. Most don't even know there was a thread.



Ahem....

*points to join date*

Not '09er...


To the guy that made the girls not having to hide their tits remark...

Just....dude....show at least a little common decency. No one wants to see it...

With the exceptions of cheap hookers...
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Women make it hard.
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#38
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.

Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
#39
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Does nobody over the age of 12 hide them or something?


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Hide it? I put it to good use.


This man has answered your question, Floyd.
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#40
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Ahem....

*points to join date*

Not '09er...

I wasn't talking about you. I meant all the 09er that really don't even know why they post "The Prestige" all the time. I saw an Oct 09er post it and I facepalmed.
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