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#1
Pretty sure this has already been done, but... I couldn't find any other threads.

I personally want to fall to my death. I mean it's pretty much instant (once you hit the ground obviously)

That, or peacefully die in my sleep.
#2
I want to die peacefully like my Grandad................ not like the screaming, burning passengers in the back.
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Quote by slash_GNR666
I want to die peacefully like my Grandad................ not like the screaming, burning passengers in the back.


I've seen this on a picture before...



#6
by being born....


Twice..


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#7
Ostrich stampede.
Yeah, something I said once was epic, I have proof:
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aha that was epic

Also:
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Yeah I was hoping for robotsex.
Screw context.
#8
A Spetznaz back flipping hatchet to the head.
R/DedIT
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I'd pay four bucks to have those 6 balls stuffed in my mouth.
#12
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choking on a penis .


fixed
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#15
Lightsaber duel

Obi-Wan style!!
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#16
Death By Snoo Snoo!
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea...
#17
The most dramatic death that involves guns and explosions in slo-mo
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#18
Quote by Kevin19

I personally want to fall to my death. I mean it's pretty much instant (once you hit the ground obviously)

Either, instantly, or, crippled.

I would jump & become a human missile and actually aim for people.

Imagine the headlines; "Killed By Human Torpedo - Man pierced with another man's body"
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#19
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Imagine the headlines; "Killed By Human Torpedo - Man pierced with another man's body"


LOL would probably be your **** piercing his arse
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#20
quickly and painlessly- a bullet in the head, decapitation or something similarly instant.
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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#21
Die in my sleep would be ideal I think, as long as I didn't suffer with cancer or disease for a long time before that. Or some other sudden painless death.
#23
I want to die real old an happy

/unrealistic goals
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#25
Quote by deathdrummer
firing squad or blown up.


Lol for some reason i saw it as fisting squad

now that would be a way to go
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#26
having sex. either that or as OP, quick and painless.
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#27
Quote by slash_GNR666
Lol for some reason i saw it as fisting squad

now that would be a way to go



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how that would feel?
#28
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder how that would feel?

Rather Deathly I'd guess, judging by the threads main ideas.
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#29
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Death By Snoo Snoo!

I was once sentenced to death by snoo snoo by a kid at my school. At the time I did not know what it was.
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To the waters and the wild
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#34
I want to be killed by a clown killer in an ice-cream truck. ..... Sweetooth preferably. Always wanted to meet a clown killer......... Am I insane?

METAL is Satan's VAGINA.
#36
I want to die via falling off a horse.
What you cannot escape, you must fight; what you cannot fight, you must endure.
#37
I would like to die being crushed by an Indian elephant at the point of a orgasm with three beautiful virgins.

Neil Gaiman style.
2010's Sexiest Female Uger

#38
I want to leave this world the same way I came into it. Cold, wet, confused, scared and crying.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#39
I'd jump naked out of an aeroplane without a parachute playing Metal Health on guitar from an high altitude into the middle of a big-titled rockband's gig, hitting the ground instantly killing me.
DeVillains!
#40
Quote by miss_muso~
I was once sentenced to death by snoo snoo by a kid at my school. At the time I did not know what it was.



I'd like to go out in a hail of gun fire.
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