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#1
What little things would you change if you ruled your country?

I'd make all advertisements good to look at or funny. If you're going to shove a product in my face and tell me to buy it in my own home. Atleast make it fun to watch.


How about you, Pit?

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#4
Shorter adverts.

In other words, "Money4Gold" is gonna get the shit kicked out of it.

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#6
Take away all literature speaking of the outside world.

...OPPRESSIONFTW!
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#7
Start a war with norway.
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#8
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Ban advertisements for drugs.



Like asprin & stuff?

Why?

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Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#9
That lamp posts are fitted with those lights they have in some beer gardens that make you warm.
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#11
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For the same reason as every other civilized country besides the US and New Zealand, I'd presume.

The UK has plenty of ads for products containing paracetamol, ibuprofen, and many other over-the-counter medicines.
#13
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Start a war with norway.


You're sig is reaching into other peoples posts




I would make it a law that all robots would have to run on alcohol.
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#14


BNP would be in power. No I'm not a troll. It's just what I would do. It's not even a bad thing, they are a political party that I can vote for, it doesn't make it illegal.

My country would be partly, communist and capitalist. A good blend of both would feed the economy on the basis of consumer goods, and the NHS, Police force and etc... would be well funded and have a good strong secure structure.

Also my country would be reversed 50 years, to make sure GB still has an identity of its own.
#15
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legalizetehwe3dzfoshoz nah just ****ing with you holmes
i think i'd shift to whom the tax money goes to in Finland. Students get about 400e a month while alcoholics, drug addicts, and gypsies get more.
#16
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legalizetehwe3dzfoshoz nah just ****ing with you holmes
i think i'd shift to whom the tax money goes to in Finland. Students get about 400e a month while alcoholics, drug addicts, and gypsies get more.

Isn't alcohol really expensive in Finland? So surely alcoholics need more money.
#18
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You're sig is reaching into other peoples posts




I would make it a law that all robots would have to run on alcohol.


#19
Make cycling on the path legal.
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#21
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Isn't alcohol really expensive in Finland? So surely alcoholics need more money.


yeah you're right. how could i be so selfish
#22
Relax the smoking bans.
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#23
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BNP would be in power. No I'm not a troll. It's just what I would do. It's not even a bad thing, they are a political party that I can vote for, it doesn't make it illegal.

My country would be partly, communist and capitalist. A good blend of both would feed the economy on the basis of consumer goods, and the NHS, Police force and etc... would be well funded and have a good strong secure structure.

Also my country would be reversed 50 years, to make sure GB still has an identity of its own.


^ This.

this man sounds exactly like me, congratulations.

On another note, why does every BNP voter instantly go on the defensive when they mention they voted for that party? I'm proud for voting for BNP.
#24
Quote by Powerslave619
^ This.

this man sounds exactly like me, congratulations.

On another note, why does every BNP voter instantly go on the defensive when they mention they voted for that party? I'm proud for voting for BNP.




Ah dude, thanks for your kind response to my post.


We need unity, not mutiny.

Unite.
#25
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Shorter adverts.

In other words, "Money4Gold" is gonna get the shit kicked out of it.

THAT ADVERT IS CURRENTLY GOING ON MY TV!
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#27
Quote by BrashPersona


BNP would be in power. No I'm not a troll. It's just what I would do. It's not even a bad thing, they are a political party that I can vote for, it doesn't make it illegal.

My country would be partly, communist and capitalist. A good blend of both would feed the economy on the basis of consumer goods, and the NHS, Police force and etc... would be well funded and have a good strong secure structure.

Also my country would be reversed 50 years, to make sure GB still has an identity of its own.


The amount of fail in this post is astounding.
#28
Quote by Powerslave619
^ This.

this man sounds exactly like me, congratulations.

On another note, why does every BNP voter instantly go on the defensive when they mention they voted for that party? I'm proud for voting for BNP.


Because everyone who doesn't vote for them feel like they are the Nazi party of Britain.

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#31
Death penalty
National Service
Freedom of Speech...denied.
Repress women
YNWA
#33
I'd make it communist, just to see how America reacts
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#34
Quote by BrashPersona


BNP would be in power. No I'm not a troll. It's just what I would do. It's not even a bad thing, they are a political party that I can vote for, it doesn't make it illegal.

My country would be partly, communist and capitalist. A good blend of both would feed the economy on the basis of consumer goods, and the NHS, Police force and etc... would be well funded and have a good strong secure structure.

Also my country would be reversed 50 years, to make sure GB still has an identity of its own.

good idea, but you forget the BNP are run by morons who could never rule a country well...not saying they're the only party run by morons though.
#35
I'd ban Canada. Just to see if anybody notices.
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#36
The first decree is to legalize marijuana. The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long. You old ****in' shrivs who blocked it's legalization, you're banished from the land!

The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately!

Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people. From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno, I gotta think about that...


That is all.
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#37
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The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately!


I sent a squirrel to the teller of a bank drive thru in one of those. It can be done!!!!!
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#38
new, better, bill bailey composed national anthem.
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#39
Repeal the Scotland Act 1998, just for a laugh.

Ban skinny jeans and Uggs, and deport girls who wear leggings as trousers.
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#40
I'd make it compulsary for MPs to attend parliament in fancy dress. And they'd be shot if they used the same costume more than once a week.
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