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Source: http://news.uk.msn.com/world/article.aspx?cp-documentid=150663177&ocid=today
A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, 59, had identified him as the victim of a car crash in Parana state in southern Brazil, police said.
Me and ZeGuitarist:
Clifford says (17:22):
o hai u guise im not ded lol

Jan says (17:22):
THEN WHO WAS FUNERAL
#2
That's a trick I intend to pull. Even if I'm in the casket.
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#9
That's pretty cool. =]
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#11
I faked my own death before. Me and my brother did it when we were young to scare my mum.

She was scared all right.
#12
I would be interested to see what my own funeral would look like :P
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#15
Before long, the walking dead appeared at the funeral. It was a relief

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#18
10/10 humourishness
who was the dead guy
Sarcasm is beautiful, think about it.
#20
So ur with ur family and yur cryin liek hell wen the church bels rigns. U go in to the churhc n the guy whos spposed to be baried sais “wut r u doing wit that corpse?” U tell ur family n they say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS FUNERAL?
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#22
Quote by Kensai
So ur with ur family and yur cryin liek hell wen the church bels rigns. U go in to the churhc n the guy whos spposed to be baried sais “wut r u doing wit that corpse?” U tell ur family n they say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS FUNERAL?


I am so sigging this..
#24
Quote by Kensai
So ur with ur family and yur cryin liek hell wen the church bels rigns. U go in to the churhc n the guy whos spposed to be baried sais “wut r u doing wit that corpse?” U tell ur family n they say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS FUNERAL?
lol
#25
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I am so sigging this..

I pretty much stole it from zeguitarist though. I only elaborated >.>
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#26
Can not be displayed???

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#27
Quote by Kensai
I pretty much stole it from zeguitarist though. I only elaborated >.>


Is my UG glitching, or does your sig have hacks? :O
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#28
I may delete the thread because it's gone and will probably be all talk about Kensai.
#29
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I may delete the thread because it's gone and will probably be all talk about Kensai.

If you want I can delete all my posts here.
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#33
Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain
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#35
I'd love to just walk in on my own funeral and just sit there saying nothing, while everybody is looking at me in a really weird way
#39
From reading the thread title, I thought it meant he was still dead, but he looked alive while in his casket
Angus = god
#40
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THEN WHO WAS QUOTE

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