#2
That's a lot of damaged trunks!


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#3
Lol, it "blended into the road"

I personally don't see how you can miss an elephant, but then again, I've never seen one in a road.
#5
I'd get out and feed it peanuts.


And i'm not talking about peanuts.


I'm talking about my ****, yeah, thats right...


... my ****.
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#6
I'd get out and feed it Nelsean's DIck.
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#8
Sick bastards.

I was talking about a 4 star meal at a luxurious restaurant for elephants. I should ban both of you.
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#9
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Sick bastards.

I was talking about a 4 star meal at a luxurious restaurant for elephants. I should ban both of you.

But you won't. You're the cool mod.

EDIT: Nevermind, I got you confused with Daytripper. My bad.
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#10
^ lulz
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#11
God. Next thing you know a ****ing rhino is going to demolish me on the way to school.
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#13
"Why did the elephant cross the road?"


"It wasn't chicken."
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#14
Yeah, we were just driving home...
AND THEN AN ELEPHANT CAME!


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#17
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"Why did the elephant cross the road?"


"It wasn't chicken."



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