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#2
Shoot it in the legs.
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#6
Offer the bear a coke, when he graciously accepts say, "How about cream soda!?!?!?" Then jizz in his eyes. At this point your escape will be easy.
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#7
It's better to out run a bear than to run out of beer.
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#13
my extreme curiosity is making me ask why before I give you any information on this topic.

so why do you need to know this?
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#16
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You run down hill, bears cant do it and end up falling... (seriously)


But then it'd be like that scene from Indiana Jones, except instead of being chased by a giant rolling stone ball, you'd be running away from a giant rolling bear.
#20
Some 1 told me to throw the nearst can of of beans at it in the hope that it will daze him long enough to learn how to fly and fly away. that doesent make much sense now does it
#21
You don't. You walk away from it slowly without pissing it off and wait for it to get bored and go away. You can not outrun a bear. They are much faster than humans.

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You run down hill, bears cant do it and end up falling... (seriously)

Not true. Bears tend to live in extremely mountainous areas. They can easily run downhill.
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#22
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Some 1 told me to throw the nearst can of of beans at it in the hope that it will daze him long enought to learn how to fly and fly away. that doesent make much sense now does it

Makes perfect sense to me. I mean you wouldn't throw a can of beer at it now would you.
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#24
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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#25
you can't...google it...experts say that you have to make yourself as big as possible and yell like hell....if you have luck the bear will sniff you once or twice and leave...
#27
Bear Maize?
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#28
You rip out its throat with your teeth and break off its legs with your bare hands.


Bears can't run very well without a throat or legs, it's scientifically proven.
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#30
Step 1. Turn into Usain Bolt
Step 2. Encounter bear on a running track
Step 3. Win gold at the world bear out-running contest
Step 4. Turn back into regular you
#31
udap.com
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#32
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Step 1. Turn into Usain Bolt
Step 2. Encounter bear on a running track
Step 3. Win gold at the world bear out-running contest
Step 4. Turn back into regular you

Unfortunately, even Bolt is quite slow compared to a bear.
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#33
Do a barrel roll. Works every time
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#34
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Unfortunately, even Bolt is quite slow compared to a bear.

He hasn't actually tried to run fast yet, though.
Hell, at the Olympics, he won despite moonwalking the last 50m.
#35
Have sex with it.

Wait, what were we talking about again?
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#36
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Have sex with it.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

It doesn't matter. This is always a valid solution.

ALWAYS
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...to make sure I don't get too far"
#37
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He hasn't actually tried to run fast yet, though.
Hell, at the Olympics, he won despite moonwalking the last 50m.

He speaks the truth, he's one quick bastard.
#40
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But then it'd be like that scene from Indiana Jones, except instead of being chased by a giant rolling stone ball, you'd be running away from a giant rolling bear.


Yes, but then you

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Sidestep. It confuses the bear because it doesn't expect it.
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