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#1
Rules: Must be someone currently living and must be a real person. So you can't have like Harry Potter, Master Chief and Papa Smurf on your team. You only pick three people, the fourth slot is yourself, so it's you and three other people. The scenario is that you are stuck with these three people surviving in the immediate vicinity. So you can't pick like Obama and nuke the world, Obama would just be there with a shotty right beside you, not with like with a squad of marines. Last rule is that one person has to be a chick.

I'll start:

1. Bear Grylls (Survival Expert, ex-British special forces)
2. Ted Nugent (Crazy eff'n heavy weapons enthusiast)
3. Martha Stewart (She cooks and has done some hard time)
4. Me (No special attributes, I guess I'm in pretty good shape nothing notable though)

Rate the person above you's survival time (Example: 2 months, 15 days).
#2
Clint eastwood

And that's it
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#3
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Clint eastwood

And that's it

This, but since he's so old I'd have to get Kiefer Sutherland too.
#4
Chuck Norris x4 - Infinite
because Chuck Norris can multiply by himself.
/thread.
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#6
1. Gay SAS officer (being all... good with combat and stuff)
2. Gay SAS officer (being all... good with combat and stuff)
3. Hot girl (being hot)
4. Me (My special attribute? Kicking ass is my business. And business is gooood)
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#7
1. Arnold Schwarsganasdfhjaoeif (human shield)
2. Mr. T (human shield)
3. Milla Jovovich (human shield)
4. Catalan123 (not human shield)

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#10
1. Simon Pegg

2. Nick Frost

3. Will Smith

4. Kevin Smith

I figured i'd go with experience... And kevin smith for the lulz.
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#11
Simo Häyhä (To shoot them all)
Walt Jabsco (To help us party when we need it)
Gandalf (To keep us warm with his beard)
Me (To stand and watch the awesome adventure)

EDIT: Oh, I didn't see it said REAL people.


Way to crush my dreams, TS
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#12
for me it would have to be
1. louis
2. bill
3. zoey
4. francis


oh wait, real people...
in theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is
#14
1. Rolf Harris
2. Jeremy Kyle
3. Jeremy Kyle's mum
4. Me

Basically me and a bunch of zombie bait.
#15
1. Les Stroud(a real survival expert and kickass harmonica player)
2. My friend Nathan(no special skills but we always said we'd stick together in the zombie apocalypse)
3. My uncle(a marine that served in vietnam)
4. Me(partially raised by the marine above and therefore a good shot and im an outdoorsman)
#16
MATT DAMON - cuz he's Bourne...
Daniel Craig - cuz he's Bond...
Matt Bellamy - cuz he'll explode the zombie's heads by using his supermassive falsetto.
Me - playing crazy epic hard rock/metal riffs and ripping zombies apart with my Dean Z.
#17
Kensai and me maybe Demon Wolf,can't remember if he's a swede if not he can go to hell..


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#18
chuck norris
kimbo slice
gandalf the white
Ron Jeremy
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#19
i didn't read were it said 'real' people so ill try again

1- jason statham (general hard man)
2- kimbo slice (another meathead)
3- johnny vegas (for the lulz and he could smell out food and tea)
4- me (cos is i am pro)
#20
Me(because Facebook quizzes tell me I have a 95% chance of survivng)
Jason Statham (he good with a gun)
Gerard Butler (King Leonidas FTMFW)
Lawrence Fishburn (Intimidation)
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#21
Hmm...I'd probably go:

Ted Nugent (Couldn't resist agreeing with that, the Nuge is insane, plus he'd help with food and shizz, being the hunter he is, and quite the marksman, archery and firearms.)
An experienced Royal Marine (obviously got experience, and Royal Marine's have some kickass CQC techniques )
A VERY experienced Sailor (In case we have to end up living at sea)
Then myself...nothing special, but...I'd jam with the Nuge all night
#22
1. Kayden Kross
2. Sophie Sweet
3. Alexa May
4. Me

I want to go out with a bang.
#26
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1. Gay SAS officer (being all... good with combat and stuff)
2. Gay SAS officer (being all... good with combat and stuff)
3. Hot girl (being hot)
4. Me (My special attribute? Kicking ass is my business. And business is gooood)

And you don't have to worry about the gay SAS officers to make moves on your lady. I like that logic.
#27
Brock Samson.

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#29
Nobody read the OP so i will RE-DO


1. Michael...

RE-DO


1. Me
2. Trish Stratus (sexual purposes)
3. Dave Mustaine
4. Ross Kemp

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#30
Yours truly- is a badass
Me- is a badass
I - is a badass
Number One- is a badass

face it four of me would be awesome. except i would kill the other three eventually so everyone would think im the real me
#31
Simon Pegg
Nick Frost
Bruce Willis
Me

we'd probably die... but it would be awesome
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#33
1. Me
2. Fedor Emelianenko
3. Some Massad agent
4. Jeff Gordon (drive the car we're running in)
Alvarez dreadnought
Gibson SG
EC-1000
Homemade Strat (seymour duncan classic stack p/ups)
Vox Tonelab (original desktop model) with full board footswitch
Vox AD50
Avatar V30 4x12 cab
#34
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Chuck Norris x4 - Infinite
because Chuck Norris can multiply by himself.
/thread.


I thought we were done with that Chuck Norris mania.
" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix
#35
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Demi Lovato (Shes hot)



You're kidding, right? You actually think she's attractive??? Wow. Just wow.
" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix
#36
Chuck Lidell/Chuck Norris
Shaq/Peyton Manning
Bear Grylls
me
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#37
rambo
mark whalburg in shooter
jet li in unleashed
me. with chuck norris' feet beard and fists

^infinity for chuck norris, 2 days for the rest
#39
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#40
well i dont know about picking 5, but one of them would be this guy



Nikolai Valuev.

7 foot 2 inches
with a reach of 88 inches :O
won 50 fights lost 1, 34 knockouts.

David Haye is gonna die.
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