Yes! Holy Grail is amazing!

All Monty Python is amazing!


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Life of Brian is better

life of brain was my least favorite, not that it wasnt funny, i found holy grail to be funniest and then meaning of life
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The funniest bit was when the two guards at the wedding are just watching John Cleese running over the brow of the hill over and over again, then all of a sudden, "Aha!"

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When you have nerdy friends who quote the entire movie multiple times a day, it gets old.

Seriously..... my friends ruined The Holy Grail for me.
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That movie was my first taste of monty python, I have probably watched it more than 100 times.
"Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin"

Brave Sir Robin ran away...
bravely ran away away...
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When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
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Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
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Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

i love that part
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"Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"

The knights faced almost certain death, until the cartoonist had a fatal heart attack, and the monster was no more...

"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared... *auugghgghhghgh* I've done it again!"
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"Oh course the holy hand grenade of Antioch, tis one of the sacred relics brother maynard carries with him"

"how does it ahh, how does it work?"

"Consult the book of armaments!"

"Armamments chapter 2 verse 9 to 21"

"And raise the hand grenade up on high saying 'Oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou may blow thy enemies to tiny bits...in thy mercy'. And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and Orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and live..."

"skip that bit brother."

lmao favorite part in the movie

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I've never seen it.

Scoured Google Videos for it, couldn't find it, gave up.
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I watched it in my composition class
It's a great movie!
I loved "Help! Help, I'm being oppressed!"
Everyone seemed to love the historian.
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Life of Brian is better

Most people have only seen Holy Grail. However, I agree with you.

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Oh, and my favorite scene from Holy Grail was definitely the Black Knight scene.

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Meaning of Life was funnier but Holy Grail was much more quotable, that being said:

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And the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and carp, and amphibians, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
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best movie ever. my friend when i was in high school had two coconuts and our art teacher was a monty python fan, so we acted like we rode horses as my friend clapped them together
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