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In this thread, we talk badass, act badass and discuss tales of badassery. To start this shit off, what is the most badass thing you've ever done?
#2
Hit a woman

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#4
I knocked over people's mailboxes while doing 140 in my 2004 Mustang GT and getting a blowjob.
#5
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I knocked over people's mailboxes while doing 140 in my 2004 Mustang GT and getting a blowjob.


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#8
My friend once dropped a half-full can of soda which then proceded to do a complete flip and land perfectly flat on its bottom without spilling a drop. His finest moment.
#9
someone once asked me at a party to pour them some pepsi into their cup.........i poured them diet pepsi
#10
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My friend once dropped a half-full can of soda which then proceded to do a complete flip and land perfectly flat on its bottom without spilling a drop. His finest moment.


BUT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE!?!?
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There's bound to be a drummer here that can help you, otherwise check YouTube for tutorial vids.
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MY TIME HAS COME.
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^^^See! Told ya so!
#11
Q - what do you tell a woman with two back eyes
A - nothing, you already told her twice






i posted in this thread, badass enough?
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You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

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VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#13
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someone once asked me at a party to pour them some pepsi into their cup.........i poured them diet pepsi





It's supposed to be the other way round.



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#15
I used to pee on the walls of stores and not get caught, and put cigarettes out on my toung.

Just the usual manly stuff.
I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer. The future's uncertain and the end is always near.

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#16
One time I tried to do a back-flip and broke my nose.
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USA Fender Stratocaster | Roland Cube 60 | VOX ToneLab LE
#18
This one time I texted my friend...DURING CLASS.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#19
I raised 2 sons. Neither are incarcerated.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
Stole $10 from a church, cussed out a statue of Jesus, then spray painted the Slayer logo on a wall.....


..........Wait a minute.........
Schecter Tempest Custom
Squier Jagmaster
Epiphone Les Paul Jr. (Modified)
Crafter D-8

DOD FX50-B > EHX Little Big Muff > Digitech Whammy 4 >
Dunlop Cry Baby > Zoom G3 > Boss DD-7 > Digitech Digiverb

Orange OR-15
Marshall Valvestate VS100
#21
I told my friend I'd give him five bucks if he ate a turd.....I never paid him.
#22
Ahh man, this one time I did some sh!t, then drank some beer and smoked pot. F*ck yeah.
#23
I backstabbed 2 snipers, a demoman, and a spy within ten seconds.


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Originally Posted by jgbsmith
Guys, guys - put your penises away, we have a lady in the house!
#24
My female friend (not wife) once spouted off at the mouth. I jump-kicked her forehead into oblivion and prayed to God asking if that was alright...

Two weeks later, a son was born to me. I named him Cthulu.

For the next 6 years I fed him 66 eggs every 6 hours. Once, when he didn't feel like going to school, I inquired him:

Me: "Are you alright, son?"
Son: "No papa, I feel weird..."
Me: "Oh, you'll be alright...swine flu isn't really all tha--"
Son: "BLAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAURKEL"
Me: "Are you okay?!"
Son: "No, daddy. My stomach was sickSICKSICKS"

...I killed myself after writing this.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#25
I put a five year old in a baby stroller and then pushed him down a giant hill. While I pushed him, I aimed for a huge bump at the bottom of the hill. He ran straight into it and then went flying and slammed on his face. I laughed at him as he cried.
#26
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.
#27
I knifed my friend in the back and then tea bagged him.


this may or may not have happened while play call of duty
RE!
SPECT!
WALK!

What'd you say?!
#28
most badass thing i ever did? - your mum
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You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

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VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#29
I play death metal over the sound system at church when I'm there doing stuff. My badassery is well enough known that they know this is normal for me and don't question it.

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I put a five year old in a baby stroller and then pushed him down a giant hill. While I pushed him, I aimed for a huge bump at the bottom of the hill. He ran straight into it and then went flying and slammed on his face. I laughed at him as he cried.

That's not so much badassery as it is douchbagery
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#30
one time one of my punk ass teachers told me I needed to tie my shoes so I GOT UP AND SNAPPED MY PENCIL RIGHT UPSIDE HER BITCH FACE.


I also drive a Honda Civic, it's lime green with a spoiler that's about six feet tall. It also has FUCKING LAMBORGHINI STYLE DOORS. (It has 98 horsepower, but I tell people it's pushing 500. I drag race soccer moms off of red lights and flick them off when I win) IT'S SO FUCKING BADASS.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#33
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I told my friend i wanted to have sex with him.

I'm assuming you have a different perception of the term "badass"
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#34
Quote by Jackal58
I raised 2 sons. Neither are incarcerated.


Oh man, you are so dadass.

>.>
<.<
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#35
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Oh man, you are so dadass.

>.>
<.<

How the fuck did you make those backwards "b"s??????


Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
One time someone asked for the time, I then cast my level 4 lightning bolt at them which was a critical hit and I 1 shotted them.
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Iceland has the coolest women.
#38
I threw a clay plate at someones face after he slapped my face.

He tried running from me and I threw the plate, the wind maneuvered it and curved and smashed right into his left cheek and broke into pieces.

Yeah, that was pretty bad ass.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#39
Quote by I_hate_kyle
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

No ones slick as gaston, no one fights like gaston.
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#40
It's Friday night, why are you guys posting in the badass thread?


I have the flu.
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