Poll: Have you ever gotten your stuff on yourself?
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View poll results: Have you ever gotten your stuff on yourself?
Yes
137 81%
No
8 5%
...the ****?
25 15%
Voters: 170.
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#1
accidentally touched your own jizz? It doesn't matter how (sat in, laid hand in, etc) or for that matter why you jizzed, but have you ever done it?

I know this is the weirdest poll ever, but it's the result of a conversation with a friend. A conversation that started with the topic of Obama 2012......
#3
No. As soon as it leaves the end of my penis is just floats away into the night and turns in pixies and gnomes.

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#4
I always play with my semen after a good fap sesh. Seems like a waste to just clean up and forget about it.
#5
I eat it. Waste not, want not.
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#8
It's kinda hard not to unless you're being really careful not to touch it.
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#10
Real men jizz on their chests.


No, really.
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#11
Quote by JungIe
Real men jizz on their chests.


No, really.

But then it gets stuck in the manly chest hairs, and you've got a whole new problem to deal with.
#12
Most pathetic poll ever? What is it with the pit and fapping and jizzing anyway, get off the PC and get a Girlfriend guys!
#13
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Most pathetic poll ever? What is it with the pit and fapping and jizzing anyway, get off the PC and get a Girlfriend guys!

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#15
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Most pathetic poll ever? What is it with the pit and fapping and jizzing anyway, get off the PC and get a Girlfriend guys!

I hardly think this is the MOST pathetic. At least I'm not trollin'.
#17
Quote by HendrixClaptonP
Most pathetic poll ever? What is it with the pit and fapping and jizzing anyway, get off the PC and get a Girlfriend guys!


I did. It sucked. I put my heart into her for a year. She was by my side and loved me to death every day. It was the absolute best year of my life. I had finally found the one. Today she calls me and tells me she kissed another guy and that she needs space and time to do the things in life she needs to.

I got ****ed. **** this comment I see every time someone talks about masturbation. Girls suck. Love sucks. Hand-jobs suck too.

Jacking off rocks.

On topic: I have accidentally touched my own semen. It's always so cold. It gets cold really quickly. Like when it comes out its a hot load then its just like not even warm after like 30 seconds.

Also, HendrixClaptonP I am a Mac user, so no I won't get off my PC.
#18
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
TS, it's way too late for this. Go to bed.


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#19
dudemaking a real ****ing good drunk picture and then go to sleep becau then youcan go to home
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#21
Quote by littlephil
How the fuck do you accidentally sit in your own jizz?

by accdeitly doing it on q chir and then fofgetting about it qn then sitting o it without doin it
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#22
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
TS, it's way too late for this. Go to bed.

*Bed clown*



If I hallucinate that clown in the next 24 hours I'll be spending awake, I'm coming for you, ya bastard.

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#24
Quote by brandon369852
by accdeitly doing it on q chir and then fofgetting about it qn then sitting o it without doin it

Accidentally... on a chair? Did you somehow forget you were spurting or just didn't aim?
#25
Quote by littlephil
Accidentally... on a chair? Did you somehow forget you were spurting or just didn't aim?


YOU forgot that your hcair was there and you pcuking just jizzed alwother the cahri and hopeude the person sitting
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#26
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YOU forgot that your hcair was there and you pcuking just jizzed alwother the cahri and hopeude the person sitting

wat
#28
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are uou ts? you win i frunk

are you drunk or is this a defect from birth?
#29
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are you drunk or is this a defect from birth?



defxt from veubng drunk
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#30
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defxt from veubng drunk

Oh please now that's just senseless babble!
#31
Nah, i just jiz on my gf, or my cat...whatevers more convenient
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#32
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Oh please now that's just senseless babble!


i'm sorryr of this. i'll make it up tonororowry when i'k not so durnk and stuff. but they! i agre with whatever your saying! just hey mados, don't band me! becaue the mmods do this! and they dont' eget in troule! i'm a great user! jsut noght tonight becau ti'm notmrally a gra user! just not tongitb ebcaue3 i'm drunk LOL
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#34
idid it on prupose before, and i jizze din my mouth on accidnet. that wasn't on puroose so ut was on ccident. i'm sorry motuhh for making you tate that shitting stuff. i'll make it up to your with tbell tomorrow
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#36
I bottle mine and save it for later.


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#37
Of course I've touched my own jizz. You can't expect to spray fluid out of your knob daily for 6 or so years and never come into contact with them. Do you live in a sealed chamber and wear a protective suit in case you might get a bit of jizz on you?
#38
Quote by DempseyPunk
Nah, i just jiz on my gf, or my cat...whatevers more convenient



you win good sir

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#39
I jizz on my own face beat that bitch
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#40
Quote by kbabz22
I jizz on my own face beat that bitch



i jizz on my girlfriends face

beat THAT biatch.

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