#1
Is it just me or does anyone else like to think that Turkey Ham is the meat from some half turkey half pig creature?
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Sounds plausible. Let us hunt this elusive creature immediately!



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#8


this is the lower quality turkey ham yea?
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#9
I believe that said creature is known as the mythical Pigurkey.
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#10
The Purkey ^^^^

and another thing I don't get about ham, I looked at the ingredients on the back of a pack of ham and it said "40% water" and I thought, 'that's not really ham at all is it? That's just ham flavoured water.'
#11
did you know that there are cameras in ham?

they call them hameras.

also... i got ham but i am not a hamster.
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did you know that there are cameras in ham?

they call them hameras.

also... i got ham but i am not a hamster.

If you did get ham from a hamster, it would be really small ham.

Am I weird because, every time I cook bacon, I tell my guinea pigs that they're not the kind of pigs you get bacon from?
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did you know that there are cameras in ham?

they call them hameras.

also... i got ham but i am not a hamster.


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#15
Wut? I've never heard of this! Why not chicken and ham? or beef and chicken?
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#18
I now crave for a pig/turkey

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#19
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If you did get ham from a hamster, it would be really small ham.

Am I weird because, every time I cook bacon, I tell my guinea pigs that they're not the kind of pigs you get bacon from?


can you imagine having a hamster's thigh on your plate
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#20
Turkey Ham, along with all other pig substitutes, is a DANGEROUS HERESY. Just yesterday, I saw VEGGIE BACON. VEGGIE BACON!
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Turkey Ham, along with all other pig substitutes, is a DANGEROUS HERESY. Just yesterday, I saw VEGGIE BACON. VEGGIE BACON!


I must try this veggie bacon you speak of.
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Turkey Ham, along with all other pig substitutes, is a DANGEROUS HERESY. Just yesterday, I saw VEGGIE BACON. VEGGIE BACON!

Why would someone do something so terrible to something so pure? DAMN YOU VEGETARIANS AND YOUR SUBSTITUTE MEATS, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
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is TS high?



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With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
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#24
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Sounds plausible. Let us hunt this elusive creature immediately!

i propose we hunt a much more dangerous creature, turkeypigman
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i propose we hunt a much more dangerous creature, turkeypigman


Half turkey, half pig, half man.
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With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.
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The Purkey ^^^^

and another thing I don't get about ham, I looked at the ingredients on the back of a pack of ham and it said "40% water" and I thought, 'that's not really ham at all is it? That's just ham flavoured water.'


Since the ham still has majority, I'd say that your average ham is really no more than mis-labeled wat flavoured ham!