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I'm Pakistani. Most marriages are arranged and we're happy with it. Im 16 and ive been arranged to a girl that ive known for over 4 years(family friends), I wouldve asked her out except. My mom said i should get engaged to a girl i knew so i dont go around sleeping with other girls. (muslims thats why). Oh and dating isnt allowed any way. Im getting engaged, and married when i complete my studies.

I freaking feel like a MAN!


Oh so this isnt a blog:

Pit, What should i get for my girfriend/Fiance? like an engagement gift.
No ring, will be given on the engagement day
#2
congratulations. i hope you like her and you are not being forced into it.
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Pit, What should i get for my girfriend/Fiance? like an engagement gift.
No ring, will be given on the engagement day


Dick in a box.
#5
all good then. as for what to get, i dont know, i am awful at coming up with presents.
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#8
Lol...
grats m8.
I'm 16 and I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now.
If I'd get engaged my parents would kill me xD
People here usually get engaged at 22+.
Well I hope that shes ok and pretty and I hope u 2 will be happy.
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Dick in a box.


I thought of that, but im saving till marriage.

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all good then. as for what to get, i dont know, i am awful at coming up with presents.


Its all good, thanks btw
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Lol...
grats m8.
I'm 16 and I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now.
If I'd get engaged my parents would kill me xD
People here usually get engaged at 22+.
Well I hope that shes ok and pretty and I hope u 2 will be happy.

When i was in Canada, i had a friend who tried to get engaged/married, i remember his parents kicked him out of the house!
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Get her a good old Dutch invented VIRGIN PILL

Pakistani, remember?
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A giant jalebi Oh and congratulations!

How do you know about jalebis ? I hate them :P
Thanks!
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Pakistani, remember?


Yeah but still you can order them. They're great with muslims here
#21
you live up to your name.
get her a dishwasher
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you live up to your name.
get her a dishwasher


No a laundry machine is better.
#23
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you live up to your name.
get her a dishwasher


I do
naa, a sandwhich maker perhaps?
#24
no? Then she'd be done with the work very quickly.
maybe you should get her some bottles of water and a piece of soap
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Back when I was a teen, I was making out with this girl, when I had the bright idea of putting my hand inside her panties.

She had her period.

I'm scarred for life
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no? Then she'd be done with the work very quickly.
maybe you should get her some bottles of water and a piece of soap

oh yeah you want to keep her around for awhile true.
#26
Forced marriage makes me fvcking rage.
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no? Then she'd be done with the work very quickly.
maybe you should get her some bottles of water and a piece of soap

Not sexist
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O yeah serious suggestion: Get her a nice Ajrak, here in the Netherlands I bought one for my girlfriend at a market once, she loved it.
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How do you know about jalebis ? I hate them :P
Thanks!

I live in Birmingham and it's quite a multi-cultural society here, so I have a few friends from muslim/similar asian cultures. Good luck with your fiancé anyway, and I'm sure you'll find something good to get her.
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#30
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you live up to your name.
get her a dishwasher


Nah man, he's gettin engaged. She's the dishwasher now :P Just jokin haha.
How about a really expensive / pretty dress? Women appreciate that sort of thing... I think. I could be wrong.
#31
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Forced marriage makes me fvcking rage.


Maybe we should respect anothers' culture for once?
He said he was happy with it. Get over it.
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Not sexist

I think he is joking.
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#32
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Forced marriage makes me fvcking rage.

The evidence shows that arranged marriages end up happier than love marriages in the long term.
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#33
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O yeah serious suggestion: Get her a nice Ajrak, here in the Netherlands I bought one for my girlfriend at a market once, she loved it.


Ajraks can be found in more, umm.. 'villagy' type of places. Not in cities, or maybe some shops that i dont know of. Good suggestion though, ill ring up some friends who might know where i could find one.
#34
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Maybe we should respect anothers' culture for once?
He said he was happy with it. Get over it.

I think he is joking.

I know, :p
I suggested a sandwhich maker remember ?
#35
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I know, :p
I suggested a sandwhich maker remember ?

That's not that bad.
#37
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Yeah i guess :P


So will you find a place of your own or do you still live with immediate family right after you get married?
#38


So I hear you're getting married?
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#39
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So I hear you're getting married?


That joke is overdone
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The evidence shows that arranged marriages end up happier than love marriages in the long term.


What evidence?
Could you link us?
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