#2
these arent funny

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#7
Quote by metalh3ad88
Weed find this better if it was actually funny.


That is the only funny thing about this thread
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#8
that's so retarded.... You can see why drugs are bad.
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#11
I think stoner stories are only good if you tell them to your buddies that were actually there...
#12
What is this, I don't even
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#14
there should be this but more like MLIA then fml

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#15
Quote by ModestMelon
I think stoner stories are only good if you tell them to your buddies that were actually there...


The only exception of this is Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.
#16
Quote by LuckyBoys91
What is this, I don't even

Done to death, man. You also spelled "acceptable" wrong in your sig.
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#17
One night, we had a bunch of people get wasted only to have a guy drop down on a bike with no seat who then went around yelling that he had been ****ed in the ass by a bike. Later that night I got into a fight with him. Not much to this other then my head being slammed into a wall in which I yelled "haha I can't feel a thing" then pounded his head into the floor till he gave up.

This makes me worry for humanity's future.
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#18
Quote by genghisgandhi

your punny

I see you're using the avatar I made you!
But yeah, those pretty much suck.
#21
The top one is mildly amusing. The others aren't.
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#22
This one time I got high and... have I deserved anyone's respect yet? PLEASE RESPECT ME FOR I AM SMOKING WEEEEEDDDD /emotional instability
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#24
So me and this guy smoked a couple blunts and tried to have sex in the shower. A few minutes into it, I had to tell him I was too high for that shit. Immediately after saying that, I passed out naked in the shower.


.............wat?
#25
These things usually turn into 'hey guys look at me i smoke weed! I must bring this up in every conversation!'
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#26
Weed is such a prison, I wish I could stop getting high.
Hai 2 u
#27
'I was frying so hard that when they pepper sprayed me it tasted like candy. '

The only one I found funny. And only because there is no back story to the pepper spray, as though it's a regular thing.

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