Poll: Do you smoke?
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View poll results: Do you smoke?
Yes, regularly
100 17%
I have before, although it isn't a habit
59 10%
I used to; i gave up
21 4%
I've never smoked before in my life
211 36%
Yes, but not very often
87 15%
I tried it and didn't like it
79 14%
Options i may have forgotten
22 4%
Voters: 579.
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#1
I did searchbar, nothing on pages 1 and 2.

After trying smoking for the first time last night, and somewhat liking it, i was wondering; how many pitmonkeys smoke?

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#6
I don't smoke on my own when I'm sobre, but if I'm having a few drinks with some others then yea I will. Woke up on Friday morning and all I could taste was Rum and Wine cigars from the night before.

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#7
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There really is a long thread about this somewhere, and it would probably be more useful, seeing as how it has much more responses to the poll than this one will.


Well, i searchbar'd, and there was nothing on the first two pages, and i dont really want to necro bump a thread.
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#8
Been smoking for 4 years or so, trying to give up
If I can give you any advice, don't get started, my lungs are so ****ed from it now and I'm an absolute **** if I don't smoke for a day or two.
Besides, from a £5.85 pack of smokes, £4.45 of it is tax apparently.
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#9
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So are you going to continue smoking?


I don't want to make it a regular habit, but i most probably will every once in a while.
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I don't smoke on my own when I'm sobre, but if I'm having a few drinks with some others then yea I will. Woke up on Friday morning and all I could taste was Rum and Wine cigars from the night before.


ew, Colts? Gross.

As for the poll: Do I smoke? Yes, like a chimney.
#13
I smoke weed occasionally, but I've never smoked a cigarette, and I never plan to.

And I may only smoke weed a few times a week, so to count me as a "smoker" isn't really what I would call all that accurate.
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#14
Cigarettes are gross. But there is no denying that they give you an air of badassness, unless you are a girl. Then it's just dirty.

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Everything about cigarettes disgusts me.
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#17
I had to tell this to my friend who was set on smoking last night and I'll say it here:

You may think you are going to be able to control your habits, but nicotine is a physical addiction, which is thousands of times harder to break than the average porn addiction.


But if we're talking about cigars and/or weed, I do it every once in a while. At least they make you feel good or they taste good.
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#18
well, it's 2:46 A.M. here, and i just came back from staring at the stars and smoking a cigarette (expensive one, too) and i feel a bit more relaxed, but i don't do it too often. it works well with booze and it's nicer when you're having a conversation. don't turn it into a habit, so that you're lungs have time clean themselves (i can still run a few good miles, so i'm not worrying)
#19
I used to smoke. Smoked for a year, like a chimney. At my worst, I was a pack & a half a day. It's so bad for you though. You feel like crap. When you get a cold, you can barely breathe. Also, it kills your vocals. I lost some of the high notes I used to be able to sing. I still smoke on rare occasions, at most once a month & only 1 cig usually with a buddy. But don't make it a regular habit.
#20
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smoking cigarettes/meth/crack/etc. kills and has no benefits, ergo why smoke?

simple logic.

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Don't couple in the properties of cannabis sativa/indica with the killers, my friend.
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#21
Cigarettes definetely look badass if you have the look. And if you are even more badass you can smoke a few packs a day and function normally.

I smoke from 4-10 a day. I've quit a few times, but I started again because I like them too much. It makes me a little more tired than usual, but I still hit the gym, run, and swim...
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#22
Nope. No cigarettes, drugs, or alcohol for me.

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#23
I do sometimes, but I'm a very uhm.. irregular smoker, some weeks I smoke every or almost everyday, but I also can go days without even feeling the need or even remembering of smoking.
#24
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smoking kills and has no benefits, ergo why smoke?

simple logic.


Have you ever smoked? No. Well here's the rundown:

It makes you feel relaxed, most of the time. And who wants to live to be a hundred-and-****ing-twenty anyway?
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#25
I tried it, I somewhat liked it, but I kinda didn't at the same time. I definitely won't do it again, I'd rather not become dependent on the things.
#27
I started when I was 18. Not because I wanted to be cool, but becuase I could. Before that, I'd never smoked a cigarette in my life. The fastest I've ever gone through a pack is probably about 5 days, though I can't be sure.

About a year and a half after I started, I found myself buying cigs less, mostly due to the cold weather and the fact that it's no fun smoking while you're freezing your balls off. I'm 20 now, and since quitting during the winter I've bought exactly 4 packs of cigarettes. Never been addicted. Never had withdrawals.

Bottom line is, there's nothing wrong with a cigarette. You're not special because you've never smoked, you're going to die with the rest of us. Though if you smoke a pack a day, you'll probably die a lot sooner, but that's none of mine or anybody elses business.
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It makes you feel relaxed, most of the time. And who wants to live to be a hundred-and-****ing-twenty anyway?


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#29
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well, it's 2:46 A.M. here, and i just came back from staring at the stars and smoking a cigarette (expensive one, too) and i feel a bit more relaxed, but i don't do it too often. it works well with booze and it's nicer when you're having a conversation. don't turn it into a habit, so that you're lungs have time clean themselves (i can still run a few good miles, so i'm not worrying)


I love doing this. It's about 15x as intense with doobs, but a cigarette on an empty stomach is lovely.
#30
I quit some years ago. Was expensive and troublesome. I do still wake up some mornings and crave it though >_>
#32
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I tried it, I somewhat liked it, but I kinda didn't at the same time. I definitely won't do it again, I'd rather not become dependent on the things.

This pretty much. But I don't have a problem smoking very occasionally.
#34
Smoking kinda takes a bit off my mind and kills time, but I can handle a couple days without them. However, while intoxicated, cigarettes give a short time of heaven.
#35
I smoke a cigarette every now and then. It's not that much of a habit, I mostly smoke when I'm either out partying, in a bad mood or just have an urge to smoke. Fortunately that urge doesn't come so often.

I'm thinking of buying an e-cigarette, to get rid of the 5000000 chemicals and the smell. Straight-up nicotine with a cherry flavour wouldn't be that bad, eh? Plus the ability to smoke inside when it's freezing outside. I bet my smoking would increase a bit, but anyway.

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#37
Never. If I did happen to smoke firsthand, it would irritate my lungs and bronchial tubes (I have terrible asthma), thereby closing my throat and killing me. Secondhand, I can barely breathe. Thanks for smoking around me when I was young, Dad!
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#38
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The benefit is that a lot of people enjoy the taste and it helps get them through the day..


It helps them get through the day because they need it to satisfy their addictions. If you need help getting through the day then use rescue remedy or green tea. Everyone raving about how much it relaxes you is just ignorant to the cause of the tension - which is 90% your addiction.

Also, lmao @ the poor disillusioned people in this thread that think smoking makes you look cool. You all stand outside a pub in the cold with your yellow fingers/teeth and shit-smelling breath and that makes you look cool? You're not cowboys having a few drags out on the ranch. You're teenagers buying Benson and Hedges from the corner shop.
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