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#1
So Pit, whats your ideal Girl/Guy?

My ideal girl is one that wouldn't mind staying at home, playing Xbox with me and listening to speed metal all in the meanwhile having sexy times. Of course we would still go out as a normal couple, but every once and a while just chill with the Xbox.
#2
Travels, foreign, more extroverted than me but still does not like partying. smart, holds a good debate. Booksmart in an area I haven't interest in. artistically inclined. liberal, athiest. philanthropic. likes animals. has a maternal instinct.
#3
My ideal girl is one who is fun and not ditsy. A girl that loves to laugh, really. Also not a girly girl. Not because I have anything against that, but... To be honest I have no idea. I've only gone out with tough tom boys in my whole life.
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Travels, foreign, more extroverted than me but still does not like partying. smart, holds a good debate. Booksmart in an area I haven't interest in. artistically inclined. liberal, athiest. philanthropic. likes animals. has a maternal instinct.


+1. These make for epic girlfriends.
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+1. These make for epic girlfriends.


Add outspoken in there as well. Loooooove outspoken women.
#6
A girl that can't talk, or at least that talks at such a high frequency that I can't hear it
#7
A woman who will actually have me would be a good start... but beyond that I don't really mind as long as she's not hugely conservative and is reasonably intelligent.
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#8
One who knows her place is the kitchen.
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#10
Somewhat older, smarter than me, experienced in areas that I'm not, so that we can share similarities but also enjoy each other's differences.
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#11
The least expensive.

But srsly, I don't know, if I said and did actually meet her, I'd probably just get bored of the relationship anyway, as per usual.
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Travels, foreign, more extroverted than me but still does not like partying. smart, holds a good debate. Booksmart in an area I haven't interest in. artistically inclined. liberal, athiest. philanthropic. likes animals. has a maternal instinct.

This, as well as liking metal, but being a bit different than me, but not so different we not matched at all.


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#14
my ideal girl is the girl i have now. i love her to bits.
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#15
Any of my female friends. Strangely, they all seem like exactly the kinds of girls I would want.
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#16
A girl who's sweet, caring, and intelligent, yet at the same time can be silly and not take life too seriously - a girl that I can speak to about both the economic crisis and Harry Potter in the same conversation. A girl that, despite what outward appearances might make you think, I would be able to take into mosh pits.
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#17
Plays video games and likes to jam. Preferably has tits.

Also, socialism is cool.
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#18
Liberal, Artistically inclined, longer hair, intelligent. Maybe a a piercing and tattoo. But not some shitty butterfly on her ass. A nice tattoo that means a lot to her. Atheist/agnostic/buddhist. Vegetarian/vegan and strongly supports animal rights. not afraid to have a good time. No drugs, no alcohol.
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#19
Smart, tall, good at playing an instrument, preferably older than me and has similar interests. I think good sense of humour is really important, and of course, he should have long hair
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I hope this doesn´t turn into these "post a pic of your crush" threads.
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Dislikes any religion, to a certain amount, not extremist. Has the same liberal political ideas as I do... hmm... Must be shorter than me... and should like rock, I don't care what genre. The rest is complete extras.

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#22
One who's body is well in proportion with herself (so not like...tiny breasts on a huge person or big breasts on a tiny person etc) with an eye for her own appearance (not the slather in makeup type, but not the "I don't care about my appearance at all" type) someone who's intelligent and can enjoy good conversation, but not in that "everything's a competition, I am superior, I can outsmart you [insert overbearing subject to project intelligence]"
Also someone who can enjoy good music, food, design, etc etc.
Also, someone relatively sound of mind, so someone who isn't under the illusion that "bad mental health means I'll have friends/attention" type.

I could write loads about my potentially perfect girl but I shant.
#23
I've already found mine

The only thing not ideal about her is geography, she lives friggin' miles away
#24
Erm... hard to specify because I bend my own standards in lots of cases, but a rough outline would be shorter than me but not too short, has similar musical tastes to mine or at least can understand my tastes, independent enough to do something on her own without asking me to follow her everywhere, smart (not exactly in the studies deparment but in the common sense/life knowledge department...gah can't really explain.), sense of humour.
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A girl that can joke with you (but not be a bitch and mess with your brain for her own lulz), and enjoy the same type of music. I don't mind a girl that does drugs, its fun to do it with your girlfriend, but I hate the type who lose their minds and get retarded for the whole night. And someone that wants to hang out with me, but doesn't drag me along everywhere

I'm not to picky with looks, as long as she actually takes care of herself and doesn't just let herself go
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My ideal girl is one that wouldn't mind staying at home, playing BORDERLANDS with me and listening to j-ska all in the meanwhile having sexy times. Of course we would still go out as a normal couple, but every once and a while just chill with the TEKKEN
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At the moment I'll take anyone I can get. I'll get back to you when I can afford to be picky
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At the moment I'll take anyone I can get. I'll get back to you when I can afford to be picky


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#31
Someone who...
Understands my job/career and lifestyle (with working away)
Can have a laugh and does not take much to heart when joking/flirting around.
Enjoys socialising with friends and in pubs/clubs.
Is not a picky eater or drinker.

There's quite a bit of thing's i'd like... but then again opposites attract.
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#33
A girl with dark hair, slightly shorter than me, amazing body and looks. Someone caring who can appreciate anything and anyone's point of view. A diabolical sense of humour and an intellect and character to match!

Oh wait...
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I petite shy girl who love metal and video games..

A rare breed... Also I'd like her to be amazing in the sack.. Try anything at least once


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#38
Fun to be around, artistic, not ditsy at all, similar taste in music as me, likes or at least heavily respects classical music, understands my introverted yet quirky personality and loves me for it, strong sense of individuality, doesn't constantly piss me off, tells me what she's feeling and thinking and cares about what I'm feeling and thinking, strong morals, as cynical as I am of people who waste their lives impressing others, funny, makes me feel as if there will never be an awkward moment between us, makes me feel loved (without constantly drilling it into me that she loves me).

Also, I have to be attracted to her. Just thought I should mention that.
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#39
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A woman who will actually have me would be a good start... but beyond that I don't really mind as long as she's not hugely conservative and is reasonably intelligent.


Totally this
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A girl who's sweet, caring, and intelligent, yet at the same time can be silly and not take life too seriously - a girl that I can speak to about both the economic crisis and Harry Potter in the same conversation. A girl that, despite what outward appearances might make you think, I would be able to take into mosh pits.


pretty much this!
i will find this girl before you and if you find her first i will kill you....

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