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#1
In Soviet Russia, a useless thread creates another In The Mist.

Okay Pit, I know this girl who says she can smell when a guy is horny because they emit the smell of testosterone. Is this even possible? I wouldn't doubt that guys emit a scnet when aroused, but I don't think such a scent would be able to be picked up by any human. Last I checked, we have pretty poor senses of smell compared to others in the animal kingdom.

I know, this thread is probably going to get closed after a while, but I'm just dying to see how the pit will react to this. And while you guys are at it, why don't you share stories of girls you knew who said weird things or were just weird in general.

And I swear I am not bullsh1tting you guys.
#3
Humans don't have the Vomeronasal organ used to detect pheromones, so she is lying.
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#5
Well, I tend to sweat and get noxious when i'm aroused, throwing up all over the place would cause quite the smell, I just assume it's the same for everyone else...if she finds that arousing, she has some major problems.
#6
Oh god I can smell you testosterone all the way over here.
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#9
They say girls are subconsciously more attracted to guys who emit more pheromones, but I don't think every girl can go, "yes I can definitely smell that guy has more than that other guy". Definitely bullshit.
#12
punch her in the face, repeatedly, that should stop her from complaining about the smell
#13
Well she's probably staring at your crotch as she says that.

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#15
It would be advisable to stay away from this woman, she sounds like a troublesome person.
#16
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Its just BO


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She's an idiot.

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#20
The only thing she should smell is the inside of the kitchen!
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#23
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Please tell me more about this scnet....
Who said I could smell it? I meant that if guys emitted a scent when aroused, it's definitely to small for any human to pick up.
#24
It's not testosterone but pheromones which are released. But you would need to have a crazy sense of smell to consciously detect them.
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#25
Quote by In The Mist
Who said I could smell it? I meant that if guys emitted a scent when aroused, it's definitely to small for any human to pick up.




He was picking up on your spelling skillz

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#29
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The only thing she should smell is the inside of the kitchen!



Ah, the stench of someone who is incapable of coming up with his own fucking jokes.
#30
Quote by In The Mist
Who said I could smell it? I meant that if guys emitted a scent when aroused, it's definitely to small for any human to pick up.


BASICALLY.

She is a bit of a weirdo.

Stay away from now on.
#31
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He was picking up on your spelling skillz


Hey, it's not my fault that my computer considers scnet an actual word and doesn't redline it.
#32
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A girl can tell when a guy is a bit frisky.
Our eyes will take a peek at her boobies.


dont we do that even if we are not?
#33
Quote by AverageGoe
dont we do that even if we are not?


I was thinking the same thing. If your a girl and happen to be reading this, remember. No matter what a guy tells you, he ALWAYS looks.
#36
Honestly, it's just the Old Spice. Everyone knows that Old Spice is the essence of testosterone, have you seen the commercials? One swipe and you instantly have chest hair.
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#39
I think men do release pheromones when they're turned on, like people have said, but i'm pretty sure it's not like an actual smell, that you can be disgusted by, it just has a subconcious effect on womens. Plus BO is meant to have some kind of positive effect on women, which is maybe what she can smell.. Either way she sounds retarded.
#40
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I think men do release pheromones when they're turned on, like people have said, but i'm pretty sure it's not like an actual smell, that you can be disgusted by, it just has a subconcious effect on womens. Plus BO is meant to have some kind of positive effect on women, which is maybe what she can smell.. Either way she sounds retarded.

Are you jealous you can't pick up on it?
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