basically im writing my girlfriend a song and want to play and sing it to her. i dont have a good voice at all, any tips to make my singing passable

I have a low monotonous-type of voice haha
Just start yelling at her about her role in the Watergate scandal and then smash your guitar

Then get up and leave
Quote by dullsilver_mike
..Bob Barker isn't dead.

Quote by The_Casinator
Nothing is impossible if you're on acid!

Quote by Holy Katana
What if the NES breaks? WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
If you are completely tone deaf and you have a shitty voice (like me) and you dont have months/years to practice, this is what you need:

The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated