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#5
I'd tell them about all the dirty unprotected sex I had last night in the back seat of my cab.
#7
tell them about my days as a physics professor in india and how i came here to pursue a better life...
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#10
The Rake!
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
I'd tell them about my trip on a boat to illegally immigrate to the country
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#13
how unfair the DMV is for not giving me my license
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#14
"She was only 16 they said, I didn't listen."
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#15
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About how I shot up a ton of pimps and got a bullet through the side of my neck.

I wanted to reference Scorsese.
#16
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
#17
Put a cd of Iggy Pop's "The Passenger" in the radio. repeat until the end of their ride. you could really freak some people out like that.
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#19
I'd flick on colored lights and ask my passengers general knowledge questions but if they get 3 wrong I kick them out. If they get all of them right, I'd give em money.
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#20
I flagged him down at the corner

And he picked me up at the light

I told him where I was going

And we drove off into the night

"How's it going my friend?" I asked him

Slowly he turned his head

The taxi driver looked at me

And this is what he said

He said...

*forign sounding gibberish*
#21
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I'd flick on colored lights and ask my passengers general knowledge questions but if they get 3 wrong I kick them out. If they get all of them right, I'd give em money.


very nice
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#22
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I'd tell them about all the dirty unprotected sex I had last night in the back seat of my cab.

lol, this.
#23
You know, I would assume the persona of the typical Italian New York cab driver. Talk with a think Italian accent, cuss at any and everybody that cuts in front of me. Tell stories of how my great uncle Paulie ****ed up old man Furio for not turning in his protection on time. Good stuff.
#24
I would be a taxi driver in the Middle East and refuse to learn Arabic.
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#25
I'd tell them about the black guys that I didn't stop for.
*-)
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#26
I'd tell him about this one time i picked up this dumbass black kid at an airport and took him to Bel Air. He kept calling me holmes. wtf!?!?
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#28
about the time i went on some crazy car ride with the count of tuscany who i thought was going to kill me
#29
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Beat you to it. Sorry.


no you didn't...

you're the black kid he was referencing. he's the cab driver.
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#30
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no you didn't...

you're the black kid he was referencing. he's the cab driver.


there was dice in my mirror!
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Monkey Ball Sack

#31
I would tell them about the dead bodies in my boot, then tell them to shush!
#32
I would be that weird looking taxi driver, I'd be praying to a God that isn't their God in an angry fashion. Constantly fiddling with the thing under my robe.
CALL ME JOHN

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White Synyster Custom 1/100
Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
#34
I would tell them what happens to people that don't shut doors.
And then put a dead skunk in their luggage.
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#36
tell them about the time when this punk bitch and his cousin assaulted me over 20 cents

I used to be a goddamn saint. I said my prayers and handled snakes until the road introduced me to sin. I only shook hands with drink but he had friends with him
#37
probaly talk about the pros and cons of time travel i dno
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#38
Quote by Eliyahu
I'd flick on colored lights and ask my passengers general knowledge questions but if they get 3 wrong I kick them out. If they get all of them right, I'd give em money.


I love that show.
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#39
About that time when i shot a man in Reno.


Because he tried to rob me.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#40
I would constantly scream until we reached the destination. Then I would say "have a nice day" as he got out.
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