Poll: Would you make your dick longer or thicker?
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View poll results: Would you make your dick longer or thicker?
Longer
44 45%
Thicker
32 33%
Good God wtf?
22 22%
Voters: 98.
#2
i would make it sharp and pointy and have cool racing stripes
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#3
Hmmmm. I'd make it thicker, but like only like maybe 5 mm in diameter. I'm fairly happy in my manhood size.
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#4
Quote by speakers
i would make it sharp and pointy and have cool racing stripes


I'd settle for a racing stripe..

wait - I'd tie dye it.
#5
Quote by jxmxaxn
Probably thicker. Length doesnt really even make a difference if youre having sex with a girl. It can only go in so deep anyway. At least being thicker would pleasure her more.

Yeah that's also my reasoning
#7
Thicker maybe... but it'd be cool to have another like 1.3 inches on the end so I could officially be R.J.'d into imfamy. (Ron Jerremy'd)
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#8
Longer. Right now mine's 4", but some girls like it that thick.
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#10
can i do both?

I'm not ashamed of my size, but I have nothing to brag about =(
I've got a little over five and a half, six on a good day
#11
Thicker. Cause it's 8 inches, but thin as spaghetti.
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#12
Does anyone here know what the average size is? Google give conflicting answers, and I've always wondered.

A radio station in Edmonton (The Bear) has competitions where you do stuff to get entered to win $40,000, and in one of them they measured a bunch of guys dicks, and the guy with the shortest had it advertised on a billboard that he had the shortest one.
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SWR WorkingPro 2x10C =D
#13
Quote by NearDissent
Does anyone here know what the average size is? Google give conflicting answers, and I've always wondered.

A radio station in Edmonton (The Bear) has competitions where you do stuff to get entered to win $40,000, and in one of them they measured a bunch of guys dicks, and the guy with the shortest had it advertised on a billboard that he had the shortest one.

I'm pretty sure it's only around 6 inches (the average I mean)
#14
Quote by i_killed_bill
I'm pretty sure it's only around 6 inches (the average I mean)

damn, I almost make the cut, ****, just like school..............
#16
I'm happy with mine
Quote by jxmxaxn
Probably thicker. Length doesnt really even make a difference if youre having sex with a girl. It can only go in so deep anyway. At least being thicker would pleasure her more.

Thicker is only good up to a point, at which you have a chodle.
#17
I'd leave it the way it is. Some days I want a behemoth that is over 15 inches long to be an absolute devastator, but when it comes down to facts:
1) a lot of girls don't have torn vaginas and they wouldn't want to be impaled with a pole
2) it's about the motion, not the size.

But yeah, I've been curious sometimes.
#18
Quote by Erik_Aero
Thicker because mine's already a good 14 inches.


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#19
Quote by i_killed_bill
I'm pretty sure it's only around 6 inches (the average I mean)


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#20
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But yeah, I've been curious sometimes.

BI- curious
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#22
Quote by i_killed_bill
I'm pretty sure it's only around 6 inches (the average I mean)

It differs based on ethnicity and where you live. Indians have the smallest average length (about 5 in I think?), and Americans have the largest (a little over 6 in I think)
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#23
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#24
Quote by apak
It differs based on ethnicity and where you live. Indians have the smallest average length (about 5 in I think?), and Americans have the largest (a little over 6 in I think)


Keep dreaming, American
#25
Quote by apak
It differs based on ethnicity and where you live. Indians have the smallest average length (about 5 in I think?), and Americans have the largest (a little over 6 in I think)

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#29
Length Chart
Average is just under 6 inches

personally, I'm good on length though a bit more girth wouldn't be bad
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#30
Quote by justinb904
Length Chart
Average is just under 6 inches

personally, I'm good on length though a bit more girth wouldn't be bad



That's not a bell curve it's a penis curve.
#31
Quote by denfilade
Keep dreaming, American

lol. I was told this, so I'm not even sure it's accurate info.
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Jackson DX6 w/ SD Distortion & Dimarzio Super Distortion
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Morley Bad Horsie 2
Boss CE-5

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Boss DD-6
Korg Pitchblack
#32
Is that chart talking on the flop or raging yogurt slinger?
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#34
Quote by denfilade
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#35
Defiantly thicker, mine already reaches the end of my girlfriend so all i can do it get wider.
Last edited by maiden03 at Nov 9, 2009,
#39
Where is the bigger balls vote on this poll?

I would definitely want by testicles to become grossly engorged to the point of a blood infused spermatozoa overload.

Girls say big dicks are great? Wait until they're enjoying the ride on my 18inch in diameter epidermal sofa sack.
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#40
I'm happy with mine, i wouldn't change it if i could anyway, you get what your given, live with it.
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