#1
Ok, UGers, i have a relationship question. I'm 15 and have been going out with my girlfriend for over a year. Unfortunately, I have no idea what to get her for Christmas. Her birthday is this week and so I'm getting her the one thing i know she wants. Any thoughts for Xmas?
#3
Dick In A Box

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#5
Can't go wrong with an Orgasm. And if thats what ur giving her for her birthday she won't complain witha second one at xmas =]
#7
Murray, present.


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#8
Click the 'Girl Trouble' link in my sig for the Relationship Thread. You won't get serious answers from the Pit.
#9
How about a romantic sleighride? With choccolate... and a present.
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#10
Well, let's get the obvious ones over with: dick in a box, box in a dick, boxing dicks and dicking boxes. Also anal, offering her a goat to do anal with, a dildo, a buttplug, or a dildo for the goat. While I'm at it, a ticket to a swinger party; definite faux pas.


So the answer is clearly chocolate. How about a chocolate dick in a box?
Last edited by webbtje at Nov 9, 2009,
#11
I can't believe you actually posted this in the Pit and expected serious answers
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Well, let's get the obvious ones over with: dick in a box, box in a dick, boxing dicks and dicking boxes. Also anal, offering her a goat to do anal with, a dildo, a buttplug, or a dildo for the goat.


So the answer is clearly chocolate. How about a chocolate dick in a box?

That's doable:

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#13
I'll send Kjell by express courier.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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That's doable:




In all seriousness, the Mrs. is now getting that for christmas. This is going to be fantastic.
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In all seriousness, the Mrs. is now getting that for christmas. This is going to be fantastic.

*resists urge to make joke about bite-size chocloate willy*
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*resists urge to make joke about bite-size chocloate willy*



Psh, just because she'll be gagging on chocolate for a change.


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