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My questions are: What should I feed it? Can I take it for walks? Is Bernard a good name? & Does Kensai like my pictures?

EDIT: and yes, feel free to share these images on twitter.
Last edited by PINK_F_L_O_Y_D at Nov 9, 2009,
#2
eat it


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#4
Your shower is growing a fucking doughnut.
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#10
Ew, dude your shower is gross. Clean that shit out once in a while.
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#14
wtf?

why would you even post that. your going to get the piss ripped out of you.

oh, it see its already started.

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#16
my shower is the worst ever. During summer mornings it hosts about 10 flies, which i kill then wash off my hands. About 2 months ago, something happened with the pipes and it filled up with shit from the tank; we cleaned it out but didn't change the curtains and now they're all brown and gross.
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Quote by PINK_F_L_O_Y_D
my shower is the worst ever. During summer mornings it hosts about 10 flies, which i kill then wash off my hands. About 2 months ago, something happened with the pipes and it filled up with shit from the tank; we cleaned it out but didn't change the curtains and now they're all brown and gross.

haha dude do you live in the amazon or something?
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Quote by PINK_F_L_O_Y_D
my shower is the worst ever. During summer mornings it hosts about 10 flies, which i kill then wash off my hands. About 2 months ago, something happened with the pipes and it filled up with shit from the tank; we cleaned it out but didn't change the curtains and now they're all brown and gross.

That's so gross



#21
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Hahahahah

Try cutting it in half...it might make 2!
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it would appear your shower has given birth to a mushroom


THAT BITCH IS CHEATING!!!
#26
Dude, I'm trying to eat here. Then again, the thread title was kind of a giveaway.
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#27
oh my god seriously. Do you live in the slums? Why the hell is there what is quite clearly FUNGUS growing in your shower!? Do you NEVER clean? To be honest I cannot believe your parents are raising children in this squalor. And if you've moved out of home you should be ashamed of yourself.


Yes I'm a clean freak.
#28
Answering the questions:
1: It seems to do quite well on the muck inside your shower.
2: I wouldn't recommend it.
3: Call it Stinky the Conqueror for all I care.
4: I dunno, ask him.
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#30
Honestly, I have an urge to ask for your address just so that I can stay well outside a 100 mile radius of it.
#31
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i told my dad about it, he ripped it out and pretty much said "stop being a bitch"



way to go, daddy!


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#33
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i told my dad about it, he ripped it out and pretty much said "stop being a bitch"


Now donate it to science.
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Quote by PINK_F_L_O_Y_D
my shower is the worst ever. During summer mornings it hosts about 10 flies, which i kill then wash off my hands. About 2 months ago, something happened with the pipes and it filled up with shit from the tank; we cleaned it out but didn't change the curtains and now they're all brown and gross.





The life of kings. Im guessing your a student?
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#35
am i the only one who thought he said shoulder?
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#36
I wonder if your "bodily fluids" had any type of effect in it's creation.... Your dad just possibly killed his own grandson!
#37
How could your father bear to touch it?

Anyway, to ensure that nothing else starts growing...

Step 1: Get a flamethrower and go br00talz on the spot where that condom thingy grew.
Step 2: Flood your bathroom with liquid soap.
Step 3: Flood your shower with a big bottle of sanitizer.
Step 4: Destroy your shower.
Step 5: Get a new shower.
#39
This is why, people around you complain about the strange odours they smell on you.
Wait.



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#40
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There's no proof yet he fapped in the shower.


True, in alot of myths though "gods" or "deities" or other divine beings were created through bodily fluids ranging from semen, excrement, blood, urine, sweat. I believe the original 3 norse gods were created from the sweat of a giant, and in some egyptian creation story, a god ejaculated the mountains ( I may be getting the place of origin confused on that one), explains the white tips i guess

Anyway, how do you know that his sweat didn't birth the fungus god? His dad could of possibly killed his own grandson, the prophet to the shrooms, son of the great mushroom god, leader of the forsaken poisness mushrooms of the amazon, SAVIOR OF THE FUNGI!
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