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#1
Okay Pit... So heres the situation.

Your house/apartment/box is being mobbed by zombies.

Your only defense is the celebrity that just happened to be at your house at the time.

Who would it be, and how would they defend you from zombies/lead you to your demise?
#2
Morgan Freeman.

For he is God.
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#4
What celebrity would "just happen" to be at my house eh? I'ma have to think this one through.......

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#9
Neil Patrick Harris
His awesomeness would destroy the zombies.
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#10
Natalie Portman would lead me to my demise because we'd be too busy gettin' it on to realize that there were zombies.
#12
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Chuck Norris, with awsomeness, end thread

no with his ungodly strong roundhouse kick
#13


FTW.
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#14
the jonas brothers, then the zombies wouldnt come near me

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#15
Forgot to add my own choice lol. I'd probably choose Paris Hilton, her vagina would trap them.
#16
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Bill Murray, but then he'd scare me and I'd end up shooting him not realising he's not a zombie.

There's a winner

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#17
jessica alba ...

she would make the zombies ... drop dead
"take your form
be my fear, be my hope
be the indication
if i'm right or wrong

take your most dreadful form
and let it be known"
he provided assurance
#18
Christopher Walken, he'd just scare them away.
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#19
It would have to be Steve Hughes.

Just for some giggles before I die.
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#20
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Christopher Walken, he'd just scare them away.

I remember seeing him in Sleepy Hollow with those razor sharp teeth n shit, that mofo was creepy.

Amazing actor btw.
#21
Bruce Lee obvious reasons
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#23
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Paul Gilbert.

We would jam. And then kill zombies with rock.


1. Play Get Out Of My Yard
2. Zombies will get out of your yard
3. Get Paul Gilbert's MSN
4.???
5. **** yeah paul Gilbert
#25
ZOMBIES:
WWWUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Samuel L Jackson:
SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
#27
Samuel L. Muthafuckin' Jackson.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH
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#28
Quote by Magicant
Okay Pit... So heres the situation.

Your house/apartment/box is being mobbed by zombies.

Your only defense is the celebrity that just happened to be at your house at the time.

Who would it be, and how would they defend you from zombies/lead you to your demise?


the governator, and mr. T lol
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#29
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Christopher Walken, he'd just scare them away.

his ass is also good for hinding stuff


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#30
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There is more than one thing i have to say...
#31
Stephen Fry. He's prove to the zombie that he does not in fact exist.
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#32
Burt Reynolds, just because.

Or Mel Gibson, he could kill them all with biting anti-semitic remarks and crappy movies
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#34

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Bill Murray, but then he'd scare me and I'd end up shooting him not realising he's not a zombie.

WIN!
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#38
Rick Steves


Because not only would he enjoy the zombie massacre about to happen but he would have good tips on how to save money leaving the zombie infested country.
#39
Gerard Butler. =]
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