#1
My mom has a nano she doesnt use and she said i could sell it. So i was gonna put it on craigslist.

Its like 3 years old and its never really been used. How much you think i could get for it?
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
#2
I'll give ye three magickal beans for it.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#5

erm i raise you 4 beans

Edit: **** you 5

Edit2: **** you i said 5 first
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#6
Five Beans. Thats as high as we all go.


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#7
A box of crayons.
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Karvid is sexy

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#10
A desk of grapes with a modem of peaches.
B|-----------------MEEDLY
G|-----------------------------MOODLY
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------WEE
A|DUN-DUN-----------------------------------------DEEWOP
E|DUN-DUN-------------------------------DOON
#12
3 oxen and a mule
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#13
A thousand noble steeds.
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#17
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I'll give ye four beans



But be they magickal beans?
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#20
il give you a shuffle for it?
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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I love you for that thread...


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I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.