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I want to compile a complete and detailed list of Racial/National Stereotypes and stuff attributed to them, and for that I will need you, pitmonkeys.
Disclaimer: I don't believe any of them to be true!
Here's what I've got:
Jews: Like money, want to rule the world.
Blacks: Criminals, fried chicken, watermelons.
France: WE SURRENDER!
U.S: Oblivious idiots, know nothing of their surroundings, fat.
Switzerland: Neutral (not really a stereotype...).
Russia: EVRITING IZ OPOSEET LULZORS!!11one!!1eleven!
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America: Fat cowboys with potty mouths.
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Aussie: Live on a farm in the middle of nowhere and ride kangaroos everywhere.

And beer!
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Jamaicans smoke weed 24/7
Irish people are drunk 24/7
Americans are fat idiots who speak English wrong
Brits have horrible teeth
Black people eat fried chicken and watermelon, drink Grape drink and steal everything that's not bolted down
Last edited by darkwolf291 at Nov 9, 2009,
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brits dont have dental plans
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Asians (Oriental) : Can't drive for shit, have extremely small penises, love to take massive amounts of pictures of everything they see, good at math.
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Jews: We have huge noses. This one isn't necessarily true, but...
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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
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Latinos: Automatically make good landscapers.
Jews: all of have big noses
Canadians: Stupid people who say "eh?" all the time and do nothing but watch hockey.
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+1 on everything phip said

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#13
Russian = Communist
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+1 on everything phip said

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TRIPLE POST!
Arabs/ Muslims= Terrorist. Couldn't be further from the truth
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+1 on everything phip said

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There must be some truth to this since it was the very first image shown when I googled 'Scottish person'.
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Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
Last edited by El Hilliaro at Nov 9, 2009,
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British: Posh, drink tea..

and horrible food

Irish: drunks
Germans: National Socialists
Ethiopians: starving
Chinese/Japanese: short
Korean: eats dogs
Antarticans: Penguins
Hispanic: Illegal Immigrants
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Quote by phip
TRIPLE POST!
Arabs/ Muslims= Terrorist. Couldn't be further from the truth


Stereotypes aren't about truth. You think I have a big nose? But yes, it's a stereotype, and Arabs (not even Muslims) are more likely to be apprehended or suspected.
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And beer!

Ahhh but don't Aussies only drink Foster's?
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All Gypsies steal babies (and in some cases, eat them)

All Muslims are terrorists.
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Quote by phip
Latinos: Automatically make good landscapers.
Jews: all of have big noses
Canadians: Stupid people who say "eh?" all the time and do nothing but watch hockey.


Whats wreong with watching hockey?

Canadians = live in igloos to a lot of Americans.
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Asians can't drive.
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Puerto Ricans = able to fly.
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Scottish people: Screw sheep
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The man clearly knows his shit.

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one of the best, educated and logical posts I've ever seen on UG in the Pit. Well done good sir.
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Canadians: spineless doormats

italians: mafia
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For us Mexicans: The beauty of our front yards is inversely proportional to the beauty of the front yard of the person we work for.
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For us Mexicans: The beauty of our front yards is inversely proportional to the beauty of the front yard of the person we work for.


That's a good one.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
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Irish: the true master race






I approve.
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Puerto Ricans = able to fly.
Can I get a +1 for getting the reference?
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Scotland = alcoholics, drug addicts, violence
New Zealand/Wales/Canada/Scotland, depending on where you're from = shags sheep
Germany = Nazis, no sense of humour, alcohol
Ireland = alcohol, shamrocks and leprechauns, overly friendly and full of terrorists at the same time
Japan = insane
France = arrogant and smelly
Vanuatu = vacuous and unknown
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
Last edited by whalepudding at Nov 9, 2009,
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Can I get a +1 for getting the reference?

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Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. NUH-UH. NOPE. NO! NOPE! WRONG! NO! UR AN IDIOT! STFU! GTFO!



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Eyebrows has no Whoopi Goldberg, for never is she surprised?

#39
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Russia: EVRITING IZ OPOSEET LULZORS!!11one!!1eleven!

That's a meme, not a stereotype.
I think it's time for a change.



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