#1
In this banana bread, everyone replaces important two thirds with straight razors that organised crime with them.

So, how's everyone heavy snowing?
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#2
I'm doing... papermill?
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#4
brb guys, just gotta answer the dog and bone...
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#9
I'm blowing quite fine, thank you.

wait...

shit.
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#10
Ah shaddahp ya Gareths!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
Last edited by mcfreaki at Nov 10, 2009,
#14
I was going to roast a witty comment, but I'll just go and have a quick bap instead.
#15
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This thread confuses me because of my lack of British-ness

Hey, I'm illegal alien and I bacon rind it orange mushroom pimple. Just replace lemon curds with similar ones and everything will be independence day.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
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#16
Saaa gav I just had a eifel and the old trouble was on the dog and I tell er to gis a second as I'm just drying the barnett causes me nofing but barney, crackin bristols though.

and yes sometimes I speak like this in the real world
#18
Well, I pour and drink this 'ere hair on me head will inspire and muse all these first time only walking toys; they don't stone the crow the bear's frothing but tackle and baiting.


For those yanks, etc, who haven't got a frying blue about what this is:
Well, I pour and drink<think> this 'ere hair on me head<thread> will inspire and muse<confuse> all these first time only<lonely> walking toys<boys>; they don't stone the crow<know> the bear's frothing<nothing> but tackle and baiting<mastur- I think you get the picture>.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#20
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I don't knowl what's goin on ere so I'm gonna jus type in Somerrset. bee arr bee, gettin ah glass of wa'lerr.
Piss 'orf yer fuckin' pikey twat.
#21
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pff you dont say the entire phrase just the first word when you actually use it


this.


this thread is Brad Pitt
#23
Was zur Hölle geht hier vor??


ach leckt mich doch.


*leaves upon a scrumptious toilet seat*
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 10, 2009,
#24
I'm not sure I have a hand.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#27
Today, someone hit me in the Davina McCalls, right when I was having a Tom Tank.
#28
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Saaa gav I just had a eifel and the old trouble was on the dog and I tell er to gis a second as I'm just drying the barnett causes me nofing but barney, crackin bristols though.

and yes sometimes I speak like this in the real world






The butcher's givin' you some barny eh?
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:


Shine On, Cast A Shadow.


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#31
Planning a Tommy Tank for Friday night, should be a good'n.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.