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#1
I think I've had the fortune to come across what I think are the worst lyrics ever, they are so terrible I think they deserve their own thread.

"Giving up on love" by the ataris

These last few weeks
I've been confused
sometimes I wonder if
I'm better off alone.

You fall in love
then break your heart.
you fall in love again
it's never ending.

I used to have this friend
who took his fiance
to see Billy Idol
a couple weeks before
their wedding day.
the chick got backstage
and left my friend outside.
next day she called from a hotel
asking for a ride.

I guess I'm giving up on love [x3]
'cause it really kind of sucks

Uninspired
and growing tired
why am I always
so attracted to drama?

So here I am
grown up at 23
will someone tell me
what it takes to be happy?

I play in my band
and write a lot of songs
about relationships
and how mine went wrong.
maybe I'll meet that special
girl along the way
then she'll break my heart
and leave me crying.

I guess I'm giving up on love [x3]
'cause it really kind of sucks

I guess I'm giving up on love
I guess I'm giving up on love
'cause it's not worth it
I guess I'm giving up on love
'cause it really kind of...
#4
Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Uhhh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Uhhh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]
Uhhh, this my , this my [4x]

Let me hear you say
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S [4x]

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Uhhh, this my shit, this my[4x]
#6
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
It'll probably get locked, but before it does,
damn those lyrics suck. I do not know if they are the worst, but they are horrendous.


i know, i'm not the kind to post "this band sucks this song sucks etc etc", but seriously he must've been trying to write terrible lyrics, no one tries to write good lyrics and gets this.
#7
Quote by rigiddigits
Uh, the Ataris are pop-punk. It's not supposed to be complex.


blink 182 are pop-punk, green day are pop-punk, alkaline trio are pop punk, offspring are pop-punk. i don't know a single genre that prides on shitty lyrics, simple does not equal shitty.
#10
Dare I post some Brokencyde? Yeah, go on.

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

And we hit up the club.
Cause you know we getting love.
When we riding on some dubs.
Ta ta totally dude!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
We’re sitting on the brink.
Having too many drink.
And you know we getting crunk.
When we up in the club.
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
GETTING FREAKY WITH SLUTS!
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
Then I lean to the back.
When you’re floating out your rack.
And then as you pass.
Let me see you make it clap.
JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL!
JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL!
JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!!
(just make it clap)

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

In the VIP.
See you staring right at me.
Then I ask you what you need.
And you say, BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
Bitch you know I’m impressive.
With ice up on my neck.
It’s the only way the broken knows how to roll.
I’M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I’M BIG PIMPIN!
I’M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I’M BIG PIMPIN!
Hot girls are dancing.
Lets get this party cracking.
I want to make this happen.
I need a hot girl.
I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A HOT BOY!
I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A PROJECT CHICK!!!

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

WHY DON’T YOU SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS! (x2)

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x4)
#12
I hate the lyric for Billy Talent - Red Flag

The kids of tomorrow don't need today,
When they live in the sins of yesterday.


It's just dire.
455 75 34 88


(´・ω・`)


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#14
I love the Chili Peppers, but

"Bing bang bong bong beng beng bong bong ding dang!"

Really?!?
'64 Fender Telecaster
'08 Epiphone Prophecy EM-2
'06 Epiphone Les Paul-100
'08 Squier Strat Mini
'03 Ibanez AEG10
'90 Yamaha FG730S
'31 Kay Archkraft
#15
Quote by webbtje
Dare I post some Brokencyde? Yeah, go on.

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

And we hit up the club.
Cause you know we getting love.
When we riding on some dubs.
Ta ta totally dude!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!
We’re sitting on the brink.
Having too many drink.
And you know we getting crunk.
When we up in the club.
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
GETTING FREAKY WITH SLUTS!
WHEN WE UP IN THE CLUB!
Then I lean to the back.
When you’re floating out your rack.
And then as you pass.
Let me see you make it clap.
JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL!
JUST MAKE IT CLAP FOR ME GIRL!
JUST MAKE IT CLAP!!!
(just make it clap)

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

In the VIP.
See you staring right at me.
Then I ask you what you need.
And you say, BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
AND YOU SAY BREE BREE!
Bitch you know I’m impressive.
With ice up on my neck.
It’s the only way the broken knows how to roll.
I’M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I’M BIG PIMPIN!
I’M BIG PIMPIN, YOU KNOW I’M BIG PIMPIN!
Hot girls are dancing.
Lets get this party cracking.
I want to make this happen.
I need a hot girl.
I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A HOT BOY!
I NEED A HOT GIRL!
I NEED A PROJECT CHICK!!!

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)

WHY DON’T YOU SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS GIRL!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS!
SHAKE THAT ASS! (x2)

Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x4)



ahhhhhhhhhhh i now fully understand the reason why people here hate this band

i feel like going into a corner and contemplating how music became like this
Quote by lespaul#1
Dr_Shred wins the thread



LEAVE THE PASTRIES ALONE!!!
#17
My Boobs Are Okay,
by Lene Alexandra.

Hello
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

I'm lazy, admit, work it's not for me
Busy doing nothing
I'm a beauty queen
I don't cook, I don't clean
They do it for me
I'm such a stupid girl
I keep my religion in a Gucci purse
Oh my god I just forgot the rest of this verse
Who cares? I never pass junior high
Was so hard
So what?


My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My boobs are ok

Stupid, disturbed
I ain't got a brain
So I never went to college
Couldn't find the way
I wished every tomorrow was a holiday
I'm such a crazy girl

Dumbass, they caught up can't you see?
My corpus size and I work in harmony
Just don't ask me about economy
I'm nescient for free


To make a point, to make things fine
I ever groundman from my hands to my time
That's the beauty of the game
You gotta know the rules
If you wanna give up
You gotta play it cool
You're so cool

Come on, girls
Give me a Boo (Boo!)
Give me a b (B!)
Gime a s (s!)
Go Boobs

Go Boobs
Go Boobs

My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

My Boobs, my boobs
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok
My Boobs, my boobs
My Boobs, my boobs
My boobs are ok

And no matter what you say
I know they're ok
My boobs are ok


Yes, there is a musicvideo......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE
#18
Quote by jsaatsaz
I love the Chili Peppers, but

"Bing bang bong bong beng beng bong bong ding dang!"

Really?!?



I enjoy the funky nonsense of the Peppers.
Especially
"Hump de bump, do bodu bump de hump, do bop"
just makes me grin
#19
Time for the song to beat them all (for now)
http://www.metrolyrics.com/my-humps-lyrics-black-eyed-peas.html
HOW THE SHIT DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE?! Someone explain to me how you can give someone icee's???
#20
Scratch card glory or waist low pleasure?
Black eyes nose bleeds don’t look back now
My white abode do you remember?
My white abode do you remember?
But it’s such a thrill to find out...

Love the band and the song but those lyrics are terrible
"Oh, if i could kidnap that feeling, the one that melts all fears from your mind."
Quote by Babbs

i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.
#21
those lyrics are funny for sure, but they were written with the intention of humor, or in the case of hollaback girl, it's a song written with the intention of fun, not to mean anything at all.
unlike the lyrics i posted, which were probably written in all seriousness.
#23
Des'Ree - Life

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#25
"I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer."
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#26
Quote by JohnnyV


I enjoy the funky nonsense of the Peppers.
Especially
"Hump de bump, do bodu bump de hump, do bop"
just makes me grin


Yeah, it's part of their appeal that they can get away with that sillyness. Plus they have the lyric 'The spirit of a dragon's tear is lovely at this time of year'. Which is pure lyrical brilliance.
#27
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Oh God, can you just imagine a bunch of guys trying to swoon a cancer patient with get well gifts?



My humps, my humps my humps my humps!
My humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps!
Check it out!


*croak*
#28
Quote by webbtje
My humps, my humps my humps my humps!
My humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps!
Check it out!


*croak*


Watcha gonna do with all that piss?
All that piss inside your pants?
Imma gonna cover it with my hands
My hands my hands my hands
My hands my hands my hands
My hands my hands my hands
I can't control my glands

hope people get this.
#31
The Ting Tings....

Ugh...infact... just look at the charts and most of it is repetative rubbish seemingly written with a 4 year olds interpretation of good music.
#32
Quote by Jehuty
-Insert any brutal metal lyric here-


Quote by Cryptopsy - Slit your Guts

Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs;
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction;
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish;
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.
Permit me to introduce you to
Tuesday...
I favor her, this pretty blade
So tall and fine;
Hatred and violence are not
Our ways, but firm we are;
Squirming is useless, so is this
Colon, cry for me.
Svelte is implement,
Its gentle caress lets you Bleed;
its subtle curvature
Dancing, deeply slit your guts.
It's for your own good;
You need guidance, I provide;
What is your pleasure? This is
Mine; A welcome change!


i no so shit lol
#35
Quote by aaciseric
Yeah, it's part of their appeal that they can get away with that sillyness. Plus they have the lyric 'The spirit of a dragon's tear is lovely at this time of year'. Which is pure lyrical brilliance.

riddled in the chaos of this sh*tty lyrics thread...

"California rest in peace, simultaneous release"
is a wicked line
#36
I think I win this contest!

Alcohol by Millionaires

M)Hyphy Crunk, spin that shit.

(A)yeah
(D)MILLIONAIRES.
(D)that's right.

(M)friday night it's time to party
(D)drop it down and get real naughty
(A)girls talk shit, we don't care
(A)we'll take off our underwear!

(D)drinking cocktails,
(M)beers with lime
(D)all these guys yell "she's a dime!"
(M)i just wink and blow a kiss
(A)while all these girls just bitch and diss

(chorus) 2x
(M)come get ****ed up!
(D)give me my alcohol
(A)let's get ****ed up!
(A)A-L-C-O-H-O-L

(M)this bitch is trying to take a shot
(M)she can't down one, what else she got?
(D)jaeger, vodka, even whiskey
(A)down that shit, don't be a...
(D)pussy

(M)who needs pepsi, juice, or sprite?
(A)if you do you're weak (thats right)
(A)i down my shots and gulp my beers
(D)til' every drop disappears

(chorus) 2x

(bridge)
(M)everytime i'm at the bar, you wanna pay
(M)go ahead, buy me a drink...you won't get laid.

(D)everytime i'm at the bar, you wanna pay
(D)go ahead, buy me a drink...you won't get laid.

(A)everytime i'm at the bar, you wanna pay
(A)go ahead, buy me a drink...you won't get laid.

(chorus) 2x

(A)all these boys are drinking ale
(D)and we bust out White Zinfandel!
(M)yeah we're getting pretty trashed
(D)but these boys ain't gettin any ass

(M)drink every drink that could be tasted
(M)look at us, we're ****in wasted
(A)we stumble, mumble, no one cares
(D)just cause we're the MILLIONAIRES!

(chorus) 2x
(A)A-L-C-O-H-O-L

(drunkin mumbling and slurring hahahahaha)


(M)-Melissa
(A)-Allison
(D)-Danielle
#37
Quote by webbtje
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig.
BREE BREE! BREE BREE!
Don’t cut, don’t cut this pig. (x2)



can't beat those but-
You and me, we like the same kind of music
That's why we, make a good you and me
We got style, baby we know how to use it
That's why we, make a good you and me


add on the rest of the song

you and me-plain white t's
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#38
“If that’s alright with you"
By Tom Felton

"Hold you in my arms like you was a guitar."

Grammar fail.
Quote by Mattron2000
Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
#39
Quote by generatestatic
Scratch card glory or waist low pleasure?
Black eyes nose bleeds don’t look back now
My white abode do you remember?
My white abode do you remember?
But it’s such a thrill to find out...

Love the band and the song but those lyrics are terrible


Haha, Shikari FTW
#40
Ladies and gents, I present:

Fred Durst in all his poetic glory.

"all the tension in the world today
all the little girls fillin up the world today
when the good comes to bad the bad comes to good
but im a live my life like i should (like i should)
now all the critics wanna hit it
shit can ever did it
just because they dont get it
but ill stay fitted
knew there commited
now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics
do we always gotta cry (gotta cry)
do we always gotta live inside a lie (live inside a lie)
lifes just a blast
its movin really fast
better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass "
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