#6
Lucky the driver had been trained for such situations.
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#7
I thought the guy right on the edge there was going to fall down after her.

Quote by Kensai
Lucky the driver had been trained for such situations.


Must you insist on making these daft puns? I've never seen anyone with such a one track mind.
#8
Quote by guitar12
Why did the woman cross the road.


More importantly, why did the woman leave the kitchen?


olololol I made a kitchen joke.
#11
I hope everything got right back on track after this disturbance.
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#12
Quote by Minkaro
I thought the guy right on the edge there was going to fall down after her.


Must you insist on making these daft puns? I've never seen anyone with such a one track mind.


Kinda thought he might take off too, what with all his arm flapping...

Anyhow, I used to know that girl, surprisingly! She went off the rails for a while when her mum and dad split, good to see her back on track again.

EDIT: fail both puns were used in the above two posts
#16
She was ****ing shit faced. In other news..what in the world is with the increase in people being hit/almost hit by fast moving objects?

1st the baby carriage, then the train drunk, then that one guy that almost got hit by that crazy ass bus. Stop getting hit by things!
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#17
Quote by yellowfrizbee
She was ****ing shit faced. In other news..what in the world is with the increase in people being hit/almost hit by fast moving objects?

1st the baby carriage, then the train drunk, then that one guy that almost got hit by that crazy ass bus. Stop getting hit by things!
Quiet, woman. My hand goes quite fast.
#18
She needs to be trained to deal with alcohol

EDIT : Dammit kensai!
kthxbai.
Last edited by OMGWTFBBQ? at Nov 10, 2009,
#19
Quote by OMGWTFBBQ?
She needs to be trained to deal with alcohol

EDIT : Dammit kensai!



woaahh! you're really good at puns!

How often do you Train?
#21
some people just don't know how to conduct themselves
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#24
Quote by guitar12
woaahh! you're really good at puns!

How often do you Train?


Too bad that's also been done.
kthxbai.
#25
Lucky the driver had been trained for such situations.

Must you insist on making these daft puns? I've never seen anyone with such a one track mind.

The BBC tracked this story well.

How often do you Train?

some people just don't know how to conduct themselves

Last edited by T.s.e at Nov 10, 2009,
#27
I'd rail that bitch so hard.

Wait, what?
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#28
Quote by ctb
She went off the rails.


Lets hope she can get back on track.
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#29
Things to do before I die:
+ Go skydiving
+ Meet my favourite band
+ Narrowly avoid being hit by a train whilst in a drunken state
+ Go to Paris

At least she can ticket off her list
#30
The only original thing I could think of:

It's a shame she wasn't wearing more skimpy clothing, such as a boob tube.
#34
Quote by HarvesterofPain
People, your puns are derailing this thread.
Is that the signal to stop?
#35
I hope you're all happy. I read this thread on my cellphone in class just an hour ago and literally laughed out loud. Just when my teacher was talking about racism in the 19th century. FML.
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#38
At first glance i thought ti was the man/woman in green jacket,it looks like he/she almost gets here head clipped by the train.
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