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Don't ask me why. Just tell.

Every morning I get to wake up to this glorious song.***********

EDIT: goddammit! Well anyways, I wake up to Rick Astley.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
Last edited by IMABBALLPLAYER at Nov 10, 2009,
i wake up to my bong. 3 bongloads + bacon and eggs = breakfast of champions.
That beeping sound I hate the most in this world...
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
I wake up to a different song every morning.
I put my iPod on shuffle while I sleep
"Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining" - Wrex
I wake up to my taylor acoustic electric. Usually it would be 2 big bowl loads and then the guitar but I have to be drug tested soon. Damn legalize it already!
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It goes a little like


goddamn i know!

and when it happens do you feel your heart just start racing and you take in a deep (yet cold) breath. o man i hate it, but i guess it does the job and then some.
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.

Two joints, two pieces of bacon, a bowl of cereal, and chocolate milk
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If by tip, you mean vigorously jack off bulls until I produce a barrel of semen, then yes.

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If you can do it, why not. I give myself handjobs regularly so why not a blowjob. I'd tittyfuck myself if I could.
My cell phone alarm, which is Opeth's The Grand Conjuration.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

i wake up to back burner by august burns red.
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
I wake up to Drew and Mike on 101.1 WRIF.

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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
Unforgiven III and some fooooooood

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I cut my tongue with a spoon.

Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

I wake up wife
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
A day of inevitable depression.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable

my step dad bitching to take the f*cking kids to school cause his lazy ass cant
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
i wake up to fall back asleep









I wake up to my body screaming and telling me it hasn't reached the final bar of the recharge yet.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

Another day being awesome.
my dogs barking to bring them down stairs...
A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence."
My alarm clock, followed by a hot shower and an ice cold glass of water.

If I get adequate sleep the night before, it actually feels really good to wake up.
changes everyday, depending on what i listened to last night.

this morning, Behind Space
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"Don't brutal your sister, Timmy!"
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an erection.

If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
I wake up to the sound of music, mother Mary comes to me
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
I don't wake up to anything constant. If it's a day I have to wake up early then it'll be Guthrie Govan's "Waves" but any other day and it's likely to be lonely, flat silence and no food or drink.
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”

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