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#1
Imagine, if you will.

You are on a spacecraft, in orbit above your home planet (in most cases, Earth). You are far away from home; outside of your fragile spacecraft, you will find the Webster definition of "void".
No survival, no help.

How would you spend this wonderful time in the playground and fun-fun park called outer space?

Would you go insane? Would you direct scientific research? Or would you dick around and do stupid things, like try to see if you could have sex in zero gravity?
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Nov 10, 2009,
#2
Definitely sex in space. I'd videotape it too.

Imagine the cumshot scene! I'd make Peter North envious.
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#3
Is this what women mean when they say "I need some space"?

Damn them and their ambiguity.
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#4
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Is this what women mean when they say "I need some space"?

Damn them and their ambiguity.


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#11
Well if there's a woman with you, have seks. I mean what else can you do? You can't talk cause there is no oxygen, you can't do research because there simply is nothing there.

What's left?
#13
Quote by Antis0cial
Well if there's a woman with you, have seks. I mean what else can you do? You can't talk cause there is no oxygen, you can't do research because there simply is nothing there.

What's left?

Imploding in the vacuum of space.
#14
sex in space sounds like fun. i must become an astronaut now

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#16
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Imploding in the vacuum of space.


Not quite. You explode. All the air in your body wants to get out, so you explode.
#17
I would bite a bar of soap, thinking it was an ice cream bar due to cabin fever, and I would protect it from any other hands touching it.
I would also try to tell people not to push the history eraser button but do they listen? no.


*cookie for reference*
#18
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Not quite. You explode. All the air in your body wants to get out, so you explode.

But, I want to implode, exploding sounds messy, and besides...

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#19
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I would bite a bar of soap, thinking it was an ice cream bar due to cabin fever, and I would protect it from any other hands touching it.
I would also try to tell people not to push the history eraser button but do they listen? no.


*cookie for reference*



Ren and Stimpy!


I would go exploring, find a new universe.
#22
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
I would bite a bar of soap, thinking it was an ice cream bar due to cabin fever, and I would protect it from any other hands touching it.
I would also try to tell people not to push the history eraser button but do they listen? no.


*cookie for reference*


+1, Ren.
#24
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Ren and Stimpy!


I would go exploring, find a new universe.


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#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
Imagine, if you will.

You are on a spacecraft, in orbit above your home planet (in most cases, Earth). You are far away from home; outside of your fragile spacecraft, you will find the Webster definition of "void".
No survival, no help.

How would you spend this wonderful time in the playground and fun-fun park called outer space?

Would you go insane? Would you direct scientific research? Or would you dick around and do stupid things, like try to see if you could have sex in zero gravity?


Excuse me! I happen to be from space, and I can tell you that this puny planet accounts for only 1/100,000th of all known space travel. So no, in most cases you are not orbiting Earth.
#27
Quote by NoOne0507
Excuse me! I happen to be from space, and I can tell you that this puny planet accounts for only 1/100,000th of all known space travel. So no, in most cases you are not orbiting Earth.

100,000th?

you know nothing of astronomy. also, this planet's wireless signal haven't reached one trillionth of the night's sky.
#28
getting drunk in space then going for a spacewalk sounds like fun or being the first man to play bass in space
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#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
100,000th?

you know nothing of astronomy. also, this planet's wireless signal haven't reached one trillionth of the night's sky.


Did you miss the part where I said I was from space? Of all the life forms my planet knows of, this planet accounts for 1/100,000th of all the space travel done by lifeforms.
#30
Quote by NoOne0507
Did you miss the part where I said I was from space? Of all the life forms my planet knows of, this planet accounts for 1/100,000th of all the space travel done by lifeforms.

I am CoreysMonster.

I am omniscient.
I know for a fact that there are is far more space travel made than 100,000 times that of the feeble planet Earth's.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to awaken the Planet Smasher.
#31
Quote by NoOne0507
Did you miss the part where I said I was from space? Of all the life forms my planet knows of, this planet accounts for 1/100,000th of all the space travel done by lifeforms.

dude come back to reality
#32
Quote by NoOne0507
Did you miss the part where I said I was from space? Of all the life forms my planet knows of, this planet accounts for 1/100,000th of all the space travel done by lifeforms.


OH NO, THEY'VE FOUND US!

WE MUST STOP THE MONOLITHS FROM EATING JUPITER!!!!
#33
Quote by CoreysMonster
I am CoreysMonster.

I am omniscient.
I know for a fact that there are is far more space travel made than 100,000 times that of the feeble planet Earth's.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to awaken the Planet Smasher.



If you were omniscient, you would also know that I have used the line "That my planet knows of" in each post. I have not claimed to know of all space travel, I have just told that which my planet is aware of.
#34
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Ren and Stimpy!


I would go exploring, find a new universe.

An empemises on the uni part of that. Uni means one.
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#35
This sounds weird, but, I think I'd get a kick out of throwing Animals out into the void. Obviously I'd start small, say, a hamster smuggled into my pocket. Eventually I'd work my way up the food chain to an elephant or a mountain lion. Maybe I'd take both up and make em fight in zero g.
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#36
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This sounds weird, but, I think I'd get a kick out of throwing Animals out into the void. Obviously I'd start small, say, a hamster smuggled into my pocket. Eventually I'd work my way up the food chain to an elephant or a mountain lion. Maybe I'd take both up and make em fight in zero g.

Due to your capitalization, I thought you were talking about the Pink Floyd album, Animals.

And if you needed to smuggle a hamster, how would you smuggle an elephant?

Surely you don't have big enough pockets?
#37
Quote by NoOne0507
If you were omniscient, you would also know that I have used the line "That my planet knows of" in each post. I have not claimed to know of all space travel, I have just told that which my planet is aware of.


Quote by NoOne0507
Excuse me! I happen to be from space, and I can tell you that this puny planet accounts for only 1/100,000th of all known space travel. So no, in most cases you are not orbiting Earth.


you have been attempting to correct me of the facts of all space travel, and on top of all lie to the great omniscient CoreysMonster when corrected!

you claim to speak of all known space travel, yet you know nothing of space, nor the accumulance of conscious beings capable of interstellar travel.

BOW BEFORE THE OMNISCIENT COREYSMONSTER
#38
If I got sent into outer space... I'd find another race


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...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#39
Quote by CoreysMonster
you have been attempting to correct me of the facts of all space travel, and on top of all lie to the great omniscient CoreysMonster when corrected!

you claim to speak of all known space travel, yet you know nothing of space, nor the accumulance of conscious beings capable of interstellar travel.

BOW BEFORE THE OMNISCIENT COREYSMONSTER

#40
Sex in space followed by combat, then followed by smuggling stuff, for the fun of it.

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