#1
... and say 1-3 sentences to any person. What would you say, and to who? And what do you think could happen because of that?

Would you give Van Gogh relationship advice, tell John lennon to stay away from asians, tell Stalin to go into farming or tell someone close to you something?

I'd tell the roman empire Constantine I to endorse buddhism instead of christianity. That'd stir shit up.
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#2
Tell myself to understand the point of first relationships so I wouldn't have to lose a friend
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#3
I'd tell Kensai's mom his dad had herpes before he impregnated her.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#5
Watch.
Back To The Future I
Back To The Future II
Back To The Future III

To Hitler.
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#9
I'd tell a young George Washington to brush his teeth
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#10
I'd go back in time to that moment when I should've stood up for myself.

What would become of that? No idea what I'd be like now.
#11
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Pretty much.

I'd probably go back and tell the dinosaurs about Jurassic Park. I think it would cheer them up a bit.
#12
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this, and simply this:
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amazing.

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#15
Coreysmonster's post just made my day.
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so wait... does PETA think all gay people are vegans?
#16
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Yeah that's pretty much the inspiration for the thread. Way to overtake the thread

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!

#20
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I'd probably go back and tell the dinosaurs about Jurassic Park. I think it would cheer them up a bit.
That's cute.
#23
I'd go and tell Jeff Buckley:

DON'T SWIM IN THE RIVER!
Sunn O))):
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#24
I would go back in time, first day of high school and say:
"Go for Samantha. Ask no questions, just do it. Track is #1"

I think i'd still be living out of my car
#25
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I know this graph isn't very scientifically correct, I'll post it anyway

Because there definitely weren't Muslims in the dark ages right? and none of their advancements are still around.
#26
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sashki, I don't get it

Neither do I. It had something to do with time and alternate history, so I posted it. Besides, graphs speak louder than words, even if what they're saying is false.
#27
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I'd tell Kensai's mom his dad had herpes before he impregnated her.

Ah, but then that would mean that 1)Kensai would have never excisted, thus never prompting you to go back in time, or 2) Kensai's mom didnt really care that his dad might have herpes, and is pretty gross.
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#29
I'd tell Hitler's mom to become a nun.
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#30
I would go back and tell Billy Ray Cyrus never to spawn.
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#31
Quote by JohnnyV
I would go back in time, first day of high school and say:
"Go for Samantha. Ask no questions, just do it. Track is #1"

I think i'd still be living out of my car


Weird. If I was to go back in time to tell my 8th grade self something, it would be that exact same sentence. Well, except for the part about the track, I don't know what that's about.

But if I had only one chance to time travel, I wouldn't use it up on that. I would probably tell my 6 year old self to stick with guitar and not quit. Sure, I got back into it years later, but I could be so much better now if I hadn't give up when I was much younger.
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#32
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I would go back and tell Billy Ray Cyrus never to spawn.

He should have never mended his breaky heart.
#33
Quote by sashki
Neither do I. It had something to do with time and alternate history, so I posted it. Besides, graphs speak louder than words, even if what they're saying is false.


What the, you don't get it?

The relevance would be the going back in time to tell hte christian dark ages to hurry the fuck up with computers n shit.