Poll: Do you hunt?
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View poll results: Do you hunt?
Yes
27 25%
Only big game
4 4%
Only Small game
7 7%
No you're a ****ing barbarian if you do!
69 64%
Voters: 107.
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#1
I decided the best way to celebrate this holiday was to go out and exercise my right to go hunt ducks. I was just wondering if anyone else here hunts?
Last edited by epiless at Nov 11, 2009,
#2
This quadriplegic now...

SHEdit: Just saw the poll. Where's my nice, noninflammatory "no" option?

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#4
Why is there a No you're a ****ing barbarian if you do! option but not a I could care less option.
#6
Do you have to hunt to eat?

If not, then you should really find a more productive hobby. You know, something that will enrich your life and hopefully the lives of others.
#7
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Why is there a No you're a ****ing barbarian if you do! option but not a I could care less option.

Because "I could care less" doesn't make sense in the context you're using it in.
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#10
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I only hunt space pirates and metroids.

Samus Aran is that you????
#11
Yeah, those demonic ducks were getting out of hand.
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#13
Quote by epiless
I decided the best way to celebrate this holiday was to go out and exorcise my right to go hunt ducks. I was just wondering if anyone else here hunts?


???
#14
actually hunting is a productive exorcise. you go out and exercise, and hopefully bring something home to eat.

oh and if you think hunting is that bad then you better stay away from all meat in general, because im pretty sure there is no such thing as a meat tree or bush.
#16
Yeah, standing in the forest for several hours and then shooting a defenseless animal constitutes both exercise and entertainment.
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#17
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I had to exorcise this demonic spawn 2 days ago.


I wrote a song about him once. Entitled "Hector the Devil Duck."

[Verse 1]
Do not tread, mortal, near the pond
For there is a creature from beyond
His eyes glow with the fires of hell
At being evil, he does excel

[Chorus]
Hector the devil duck
If you see him you’re out of luck
He’ll end you and all you love

Hector the devil duck
He will peck and it will suck
He’ll end you and all you love

[Verse 2]
My words are irrefutable
Though he may look cute...able
Do as this beast demands
Or he’ll peck off your hands

[Chorus]

[Odd bit]
No!
Do not approach the bird of dread
He won’t accept the gift of bread
Can’t you see he’s prepared to shred?
He’ll peck your arms, he’ll peck your head,
Only last week he murdered Fred,
Go to the pond over the hill instead,
You’ve gone mad, he’ll peck you dead!

He’ll peck you dead, he’ll peck you dead
He’ll peck you dead, he’ll peck you dead
(Repeat until audience is driven mad)

[Chorus]
#18
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I wrote a song about him once. Entitled "Hector the Devil Duck."

[Verse 1]
Do not tread, mortal, near the pond
For there is a creature from beyond
His eyes glow with the fires of hell
At being evil, he does excel

[Chorus]
Hector the devil duck
If you see him you’re out of luck
He’ll end you and all you love

Hector the devil duck
He will peck and it will suck
He’ll end you and all you love

[Verse 2]
My words are irrefutable
Though he may look cute...able
Do as this beast demands
Or he’ll peck off your hands

[Chorus]

[Odd bit]
No!
Do not approach the bird of dread
He won’t accept the gift of bread
Can’t you see he’s prepared to shred?
He’ll peck your arms, he’ll peck your head,
Only last week he murdered Fred,
Go to the pond over the hill instead,
You’ve gone mad, he’ll peck you dead!

He’ll peck you dead, he’ll peck you dead
He’ll peck you dead, he’ll peck you dead
(Repeat until audience is driven mad)

[Chorus]



That just made my day.
#21
Me and me mates went hunting for Farfecht'd and we found one o them buggers, we tried to use my Victreebell to use Sleep Powder, but the damn thing got away, Finally my mate brightened up (being the stunning chap he is) he made his Pikachu use Thunder and killed the damn bird
#22
^^^
Reminds me of that guy who wrote the 'Pet Teh Kitteh' song
EDIT:
Er, to Minkaro
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#24
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walking around my friends irrigation ditches is considered exercise. you damn city slickers dont know jack shit!!

Dude, I grew up in rural North Carolina.
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#25
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Me and me mates went hunting for Farfecht'd and we found one o them buggers, we tried to use my Victreebell to use Sleep Powder, but the damn thing got away, Finally my mate brightened up (being the stunning chap he is) he made his Pikachu use Thunder and killed the damn bird

I feel your pain

Back in the day when I retired to Fushia City, I went to the Safari Zone and found a CHANSEY!!!!

But sadly I saw that I was out of pokeballs, I weeped like a baby for days.
#26
I don't get the bad rep we get either, what the difference between you eating a steak and me eating a duck that i personally have shot. All im doing is cutting out the middle man, i.e the slaughter house.
#27
Quote by darkcheef
I feel your pain

Back in the day when I retired to Fushia City, I went to the Safari Zone and found a CHANSEY!!!!

But sadly I saw that I was out of pokeballs, I weeped like a baby for days.


You mean Safari Balls right? You can't use Poke Balls in Safari Zone
#30
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You mean Safari Balls right? You can't use Poke Balls in Safari Zone

Oh yeah

I need to get a Gameboy color and buy Pokemon Blue for the pure badassness and because the nostalgic value of having a huge part of my childhood
#31
I chose the No Barbarian option. Not because I think you're a barbarian if you hunt, but simply because I don't hunt and there was no "I don't hunt option".

Poll Fail. That's what I've come to expect from the pit. The polls always fail.
#32
Dude why the hell would you want to kill ducks? Ducks are ****ing awesome leave them alone go kill some stupid people, we've got enough of those.
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#33
I find it quite the experience. You need stamina, speed, and strentgh to hunt, its a challenge really. it also helps for animal population control.
#34
No, I just punch them in the ****ing face.
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#35
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I don't get the bad rep we get either, what the difference between you eating a steak and me eating a duck that i personally have shot. All im doing is cutting out the middle man, i.e the slaughter house.



boom! thats exactly right, unless everyone who has posted negative things about hunting in the pit is a vegeterian you should probably lay off

do you think the steak, chicken, turkey etc that you eat just walks into the meat factory and says im here to sacrifice myself for mankind? lol

hunting for yourself saves a LOT of money and in poor times a good yield during hunting season can be the difference between living comfortably and barely scraping by.

And yes i love to hunt, mostly big game such as elk, deer, and antelope. never hunted ducks though, iv always wanted to try it, it sound like fun.
#36
Quote by Jman09
boom! thats exactly right, unless everyone who has posted negative things about hunting in the pit is a vegeterian you should probably lay off

do you think the steak, chicken, turkey etc that you eat just walks into the meat factory and says im here to sacrifice myself for mankind? lol

hunting for yourself saves a LOT of money and in poor times a good yield during hunting season can be the difference between living comfortably and barely scraping by.

And yes i love to hunt, mostly big game such as elk, deer, and antelope. never hunted ducks though, iv always wanted to try it, it sound like fun.

really? its hella fun



except for the dog.

damn dog...
#37
I love hunting, and all you people who had something bad to say about it don't know what you're talking about.

#39
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really? its hella fun



except for the dog.

damn dog...



That was the first videogame i ever owned! ****in best game ever period!!
#40
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I love hunting, and all you people who had something bad to say about it don't know what you're talking about.


"Anyone whose opinion is different than mine doesn't know what they're talking about!"
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