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#1
Post ´em.

"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


~DawnwalkerALL HAIL COMRADE DAWNWALKER
#2
I don't have a Facebook, so I have to resort to AIM statuses.


"Enter status message here..." is constantly my AIM message.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#5
any status update is the most pointless.
i used to be a mod, then i took an arrow in the knee.
#8
It's quite possible that I'm your third man girl, But it's a fact that I'm the seventh son. Great song. On topic, I hate when someone posts something like 'doing my laundry'
JAMC
#9
It's even worse when they can't spell.

"had gr8 day 2day cnt b botherd 2 go in tomrrow lol"
#10
Quote by Rupert1616
"228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd **** myself if I were flexible enough. "

There used to be one in the top 5, it's gone now, that said "ok poop is coming out"

O_O

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#11

Both the most brilliant and the most retarded status update ever.
Quote by lockedandlogan
Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.



Quote by GaijinFoot
Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
#12
Quote by genghisgandhi
So Liek Mah Car Si On Fier!11!!11!1 Lol Ima Dei!!11!!1!11!1!!11!1 Wtf Lol



i dont know why, but i lol'd...hard..



Quote by St. Angry
youre right. i just checked the dvd i have agian and it is in D standard. i dont think Metallica has ever done a song in drop D, or drop C for that matter.

^Check his username again
#13
"...just had a blt."

"Loves her man."

"has the best boyfriend ever."

"is so in love."

who the **** cares?
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

e-married to zgr0826
#14
Quote by itchy guitar
I don't have a Facebook, so I have to resort to AIM statuses.


"Enter status message here..." is constantly my AIM message.


My Msn personal message is just the letter 'C'. I believe it sums up what i'm trying to convey.
#15
Quote by Dosed.
"...just had a blt."

"Loves her man."

"has the best boyfriend ever."

"is so in love."

who the **** cares?

I have two or three friends that that's all they will ever update about. Like I care that you have a snotty ass girlfriend who has you on a six inch leash.
#17
Just went through this one girl's statuses I'm friends with on facebook:

baby your that i want<33
is amazinggg<33
im not interested in money. i just want to be wonderful<33
says **** that bitch(:
is happier then everr<33
&& you make me so happy<33

That's all in the space of like three days.

I keep her hidden.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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Last edited by GodofCheesecake at Nov 11, 2009,
#18
Quote by Dosed.
"...just had a blt."

"Loves her man."

"has the best boyfriend ever."

"is so in love."

"misses him! "

who the **** cares?

Fix'd to add the one I see all the damned time. I end up blocking those people's statuses eventually.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#19
"donkey kongs a rapist!" my mate put that on his status and i couldn't help but think of donkey kong raping peach...i have got a sick mind
#20
" when will prince charming come and sweep me off my feet? it feels as though ive been waiting forever."
" My hair is so curly. narual of course i think i will keep it this way. straighten it tomorrow. today is curly...i hate my curls."
"I cant spell today!!! What is wrong with me?!"
" Is wondering why she is so excited for tomorrow....oh yeah! Its PAYDAY!!!!!!"
" Sitting in her car. got to work too early. wanna catch a few zzs but the songs on the radio are better than sleep!!!"
"on lunch. saw some more people that i know!! come to walgreens on 40th people!!!!! I like seeing friends! we are going to be hiring soon!"
" pringles and fiji water.lol. mmm lunch...."
"figured out how to get ink off my hands. its a secret. thank you miranda for telling me!!!!"
"on break. work is fun tonight! off in an hour and a half. cant clock out late tonight like last night. baaaad!"


All of these were from one person in the course of about 8 hours.

It's funny how people that update their statuses the most get hardly any attention via Facebook.
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#21
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Someone had a status that literally was "..."


This!

Or even worse. "."

That literally made me want to drive to the person's house and slap them.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#23
The profile of the girl that I posted has just a wall of updates, and no one actually talking to her.
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#24
Quote by mikeyElite
any status update is the most pointless.


This, who cares what random thing happened to you or that you are eating, going to the toilet of whatever.

People don't care
#25
Quote by Jaymz_515
This!

Or even worse. "."

That literally made me want to drive to the person's house and slap them.

<_<

I may have just updated my status to "?".

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#26
Quote by DimebagLivesOn

"figured out how to get ink off my hands. its a secret. thank you miranda for telling me!!!!"


It's probably a bad idea to admit you've only just discovered soap. And that you had to be told about it by a friend.
#27
Quote by aaciseric
It's probably a bad idea to admit you've only just discovered soap. And that you had to be told about it by a friend.


Soap doesn't work at all with ink.

Diluted bleach, my dads been a professional printer for the past 25 years, trust me I know
#28
I saw one facebook status a while ago, this REALLY fat girl I know had:

"[her name] is a bacon sandwhich with ketchup" or something along those lines.

Either she's taken the "you are what you eat" metaphor too far, or she was too infactuated with the food to write properly.
#32
i have this e-tard friend whose statuses are "" 75% of the time.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#34
Quote by SteveHouse
<_<

I may have just updated my status to "?".


!

"Shame" I don't have you on Facebook.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#36
I was drinking with two house mates and a house mates' sister and boyfriend. I got angry at them for not knowing what bourgeois meant. Drunk on three bottles of wine, I told them off and finally left them alone. I went on facebook and updated my status as 'Craigo Swash lives in a house full of dirty bourgeoisie sympathisers'.

I'll print screen some cool FB statuses later
#37
Quote by SteveHouse
Just read all of that.... and might have gotten a mite dumber.

Agreed, that was atrocious.
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#38
These are seriously on my homepage right now, I'm afraid that i know too many retarded people.

"Haha That Damn Kid ! Lmao I Miss Them Girls Summer, And Denesha Haha Good Times ! !"

"Laugh out loud = LOL"

"Guess what I'm drinking!?? C0kaC0la Zer0!! >"

"hahah this is gay haha Boreddd"

"Is jus listenin to th radio,txtn,thinkin nd hangin with sidney!!!! : )

"?"

" i was gonna rite sumthin but i jus totally forgot lol : )"


God i hate stupid people so much...
CALL ME JOHN

MARSHALL JCM 2000 Amp head/Cab
White Synyster Custom 1/100
Rest of my rig on my profile!


Don't acknowledge right, just dwell on...


...Wrong.



This spot in Hell...


...Is where I belong
#39
Most useless has to be that one girl who has the following monthly updates:

"OMG I love ____ sooo much <3333333 xxx"

"OMG I loved him sooo much, how can he do this to me!?!?!?!?!?!"
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